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Song Parodies -> "I Love Tubs of Lard"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rocky Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Tubs of Lard"

Parody Written by:

Philip Hanan

The Lyrics

I see that lard frying and I start to drool,
Keep a couple Quarts in my locker at school
Yeah sometimes soy begins to fool.
But vegetable oils just aren't that cool.
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me,
Don't gimme no crummy fry taste, I know what I need, baby

I love tubs of lard,
So won't you go and buy 3 gallons baby
I love tubs of lard,
So have another fried food with me, OW!

They tell me fast food junkies are all the same,
all the restaurants know my name,
When their supply is gone,
then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon,
You'll see, another truckloads comin' in for me,
All for me, I'm singin'

I love tubs of lard,
So won't you go and buy 3 gallons baby
I love tubs of lard,
So have another fried food with me, OW!

Oh, make it talk.

When times are hard,
I just grab my self some lard,
And when i get fat and clog my veins that's fine with me,
Just lock me in McDonalds and throw away the key, singin',

I love tubs of lard,
So won't you go and buy 3 gallons baby
I love tubs of lard,
So have another fried food with me, OW!

I love tubs of lard,
So won't you go and buy 3 gallons baby
I love tubs of lard,
So have another fried food with me, OW!

I love tubs of lard,
So won't you go and buy 3 gallons baby
I love tubs of lard,
So have another fried food with me, OW!

I love tubs of lard,
So won't you go and buy 3 gallons baby
I love tubs of lard,
So have another fried food with me, OW!

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Agrimorfee - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You wanna know what I love? Originality.

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