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Song Parodies -> "I Lost On Jeopardy Again"
Original Song Title:
"I Lost On Jeopardy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"I Lost On Jeopardy Again"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
Since "I Won On Jeopardy" was written, I figured that I could come up with my parody of "I Lost On Jeopardy". I just hope you people will like this parody. This song takes place in 2004.
I was there for the second time
On channel ABC
Against Ken Jennings & a fat black guy
I felt so unlucky
Twenty years ago, I had a big loss
It will get worse here tonight
Alex Trebek gave the answers
And I still can't get the questions right -ight -ight
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
Well, I knew I had my second chance
And then I had that yanked
Now I am in way deep trouble now
My mind is still so blanked
I took Shakespeare for five-hundred
Now I have no dough to win
Well I'm givin' up, John Gilbert
Now tell me what I didn't win yeah yeah
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
***The announcer***:
That's right, Al, you lost again! And let me tell you what you didn't win!
A complete pack of Playstation 2 from Sony International, a PC from Office Max, & three years supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat! But that's not ALL!!!!!
You also made yourself look like an a**hole so many times! And you made your brain act like a big ol' chewed piece of gum! You will never come back again! You still won't get a copy of our home game! You're a f**kin' loser!!!!!!!!!
I just think I will never win
And this was my worst-of-all night
Jeopardy is the hardest
And I will never buy their show rights -ights -ights
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I LOST ON JEOPARDY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
(Later, "Weird Al" Yankovic and Ken Jennings have a talk outside of the Jeopardy studios)
***Weird Al***:
Ken, I still can't believe that you won't stop winning.
***Ken***:
Well, it's no big deal. I'll make you a deal. For trying so hard to win against me, I will give you enough money to make your next sequel to "UHF."
***Weird Al***:
How much will you give me?
***Ken***:
$10,000
***Weird Al***:
That's not enough, Ken. Making that sequel is going to cost $10 million!!
***Ken***:
TEN MILLION DOLLARS! I CAN'T WIN THAT MUCH!
***Weird Al***:
Oh all right! I'll take the $10,000. I'll find some other way to earn more money so I can be able to make my movie.
(Ken gives the money to Al)
On channel ABC
Against Ken Jennings & a fat black guy
I felt so unlucky
Twenty years ago, I had a big loss
It will get worse here tonight
Alex Trebek gave the answers
And I still can't get the questions right -ight -ight
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
Well, I knew I had my second chance
And then I had that yanked
Now I am in way deep trouble now
My mind is still so blanked
I took Shakespeare for five-hundred
Now I have no dough to win
Well I'm givin' up, John Gilbert
Now tell me what I didn't win yeah yeah
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
***The announcer***:
That's right, Al, you lost again! And let me tell you what you didn't win!
A complete pack of Playstation 2 from Sony International, a PC from Office Max, & three years supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat! But that's not ALL!!!!!
You also made yourself look like an a**hole so many times! And you made your brain act like a big ol' chewed piece of gum! You will never come back again! You still won't get a copy of our home game! You're a f**kin' loser!!!!!!!!!
I just think I will never win
And this was my worst-of-all night
Jeopardy is the hardest
And I will never buy their show rights -ights -ights
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I LOST ON JEOPARDY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
(Later, "Weird Al" Yankovic and Ken Jennings have a talk outside of the Jeopardy studios)
***Weird Al***:
Ken, I still can't believe that you won't stop winning.
***Ken***:
Well, it's no big deal. I'll make you a deal. For trying so hard to win against me, I will give you enough money to make your next sequel to "UHF."
***Weird Al***:
How much will you give me?
***Ken***:
$10,000
***Weird Al***:
That's not enough, Ken. Making that sequel is going to cost $10 million!!
***Ken***:
TEN MILLION DOLLARS! I CAN'T WIN THAT MUCH!
***Weird Al***:
Oh all right! I'll take the $10,000. I'll find some other way to earn more money so I can be able to make my movie.
(Ken gives the money to Al)
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Jeopardy! Is On SYNDICATED NOT ABC!, But In 1990, ABC Did A Show Called Super Jeopardy!, And After That Came A Game Show Called Monopoly.
GBDH, Jeopardy airs on ABC in some locations, such as Colorado. But then I guess all the morning game shows are syndicated. Raddog, I give you props for not only doing a parody of a parody of a Greg Kihn song, but also doing a sequel to my parody of a parody of a Greg Kihn song. I award you all fives!
Chris, I Was In Las Vegas, And Jeopardy! Comes On NBC.
Chris, thank you for your great comment. GBHD, thank you for letting me know that Jeopardy does not air on ABC nationwide.
I really enjoyed the ending dialogue! GBHD, I'm glad someone else remembers Monopoly being on. I remember seeing it once when I was in grade school.
Raddogg, Some Time Ago I Was In My Old Hometown, Lehigh Valley PA, And Jeopardy! Came On A CBS Station.
Funny as Hell!! It's nice for Al to have another chance at Jeopardy! Alex Trebek probably reads answers from the cards anyway! Well anyway, keep up the good work!! 555
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