-> "I Lost On Jeopardy Again"
Original Song Title:
"I Lost On Jeopardy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Lost On Jeopardy Again"
The Lyrics
I was there for the second time
On channel ABC
Against Ken Jennings & a fat black guy
I felt so unlucky
Twenty years ago, I had a big loss
It will get worse here tonight
Alex Trebek gave the answers
And I still can't get the questions right -ight -ight
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
Well, I knew I had my second chance
And then I had that yanked
Now I am in way deep trouble now
My mind is still so blanked
I took Shakespeare for five-hundred
Now I have no dough to win
Well I'm givin' up, John Gilbert
Now tell me what I didn't win yeah yeah
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
***The announcer***:
That's right, Al, you lost again! And let me tell you what you didn't win!
A complete pack of Playstation 2 from Sony International, a PC from Office Max, & three years supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat! But that's not ALL!!!!!
You also made yourself look like an a**hole so many times! And you made your brain act like a big ol' chewed piece of gum! You will never come back again! You still won't get a copy of our home game! You're a f**kin' loser!!!!!!!!!
I just think I will never win
And this was my worst-of-all night
Jeopardy is the hardest
And I will never buy their show rights -ights -ights
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I lost on Jeopardy again oooh
I LOST ON JEOPARDY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
(Later, "Weird Al" Yankovic and Ken Jennings have a talk outside of the Jeopardy studios)
***Weird Al***:
Ken, I still can't believe that you won't stop winning.
***Ken***:
Well, it's no big deal. I'll make you a deal. For trying so hard to win against me, I will give you enough money to make your next sequel to "UHF."
***Weird Al***:
How much will you give me?
***Ken***:
$10,000
***Weird Al***:
That's not enough, Ken. Making that sequel is going to cost $10 million!!
***Ken***:
TEN MILLION DOLLARS! I CAN'T WIN THAT MUCH!
***Weird Al***:
Oh all right! I'll take the $10,000. I'll find some other way to earn more money so I can be able to make my movie.
(Ken gives the money to Al)
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