My life,it used to be incomplete
Till I saw what I was looking for at an indoor swap meet
My life it won't be the same again
Now I'm proud to say the lib lives on inside my den.

Oh,it's all I live for,it's all I need
My Liberace
My Liberace
My Liberace means the world to me

Although he could not be worth much dough
He means much more to me than Elvis Presley or Rambo
Check out those sideburns,there is somewhat greater
You can tell that he's no Liberace imitator

It's all I live for,it's all I need
My Liberace
My Liberace
My Liberace
Oh,now you can't you see
My Liberace
My Liberace
My Liberace means the world to me

In my own teenage wasteland
In my own little shrine to the lib
Don't tell me something else
And it's like my ego trip
Want a bridge in a can?
Or King of Queens DVD?
Or pictures of Sesame Street's Ernie,Telly,Big Bird
And of course Cookie Monster [burps,cookie monster saying "Cowabunga!"]

When I'm at home watching my TV,
I know the lib is always looking down on me
He looks so awful,he stands so tall
Even he's not big like the Matrix Reloaded's Burly Brawl

(Liberace) Somewhat clumsy
(Liberace) Bada bing
(Liberace) He was happy
(Liberace) He was glimmering
(Liberace) Look at those rhinestones
(Liberace) He's somewhat fine
(Liberace) You can look but don't touch now
(Liberace) 'Cause he's mine all mine