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Song Parodies -> "Paordy Polka on 45"

Original Song Title:

"Polkas on 45"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Paordy Polka on 45"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Songs used :"Jocko Homo" by Devo, "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple, "Sex (I'm A...)" by Berlin, "Hey Jude" by The Beatles, "L.A. Woman" by The Doors, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly, "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix, "Burning The House Down" by Talking Heads, "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner, "Every Breath You Take" by The Police, "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash, "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones, and "My Generation" by The Who
I always miss my TV show
My VCR causes me woe
Now I just got a new gizmo
Won't miss again, we got TIVO
A big hard drive, T-I-V-O
Broke from my daughters
The monthly bills are high
Broke from my Daughters

(I'm A Cat) I'm a boy
(I'm A Cat) Well, I'm your master
(I'm A Cat) I do play with yarn
(I'm A Cat ) I meow
(I'm A Cat) I behave
(I'm A Cat) I have whiskers and lick my fur , no feathers

Hey, hey Hey snood, I have a test
It is best if, I play you later
Whatever, I will play just one more game
It's just the same if I play later , later , later, later, later , later yeah!

Little Danny DeVito baby
Don't you know I'm above you
Little Danny Devito puny
Don't you know that a hobbit is too

Hey Moe are ya gonna hit Curly right in the head
Hey Moe, are ya gonna hit Larry right in the head?
You have a bowl haircut
You've been it on the head with a metal can

Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. Yoddle-ay he-hoo.
These boxes are all in my way!
Packing up the house

I'm self-sushi, eating just me
I ate a crunchy scab that formed on my knee
Come on baby, don't you chew boils you lance?
I'm self-sushi, I'm self-sushi
Every piece of cake
And every pie you bake
Every snack you make, every T-bone steak
I'll be eating food

3 a.m. - nothing's on the road
Should I stop or should I go?
Traffic light is glaring red
I want to hurry home to bed
Risk a fine that much I know, woah whoa whoa
Should I stop or should I go?
Feel the shear might ...Yeah, an atomic blast.
Such a delight . . . I'm Tootin' Jack Cass . . . Light my gas-gas-gas.

Arnold has come back to t-town.
(Talkin' 'bout The Terminator)
G.O.P. brought Davis down.
(Talkin' 'bout The Terminator)
Things they did looked awful c-c-cold.
(Now they want The Terminator)
Their right wing lies are just what they sold.
(Now they want The Terminator))
(Now they want The Terminator)
The, the, the, the, the, the Terminator (The Terminator)
Well, now they want the T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Terminator
AmIright parodies used "*" means I made one up"Mocko Promo" - Rick Duncan"Broke From My Daughters" - Rick Duncan * Im a Cat Hey Snood - Ethan MawyerLittle Danny DeVito - Claude Prez*Hey MoePacking up the House - MasonRSelf Sushi - Johnny DEvery Piece of Cake - lebieW15Should I Stop or Should I Go? - Merry and PippinTootin Jack Cass - David ChrenkoThe terminator - Wiliam Tong2004 Jack Wilson

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