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Song Parodies -> "Dare to Be Hungry"

Original Song Title:

"Dare to Be Stupid"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dare to Be Hungry"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Yes, I finally did it, parodied Weird Al
Turn on the oven and cook me some meat
Im in the mood to have a bite
Chips in a bag, in the back it has Ploids
Better give them a bite

You better put boil all your eggs and some bacon
You better eat it right down to the hatch
You better just dine, before it's time
You better find yourself a fork to use

You better eat all the peanuts you can while Mr. Peanut's not around
Toast some bread and the toaster and then just some bran

Eat a whole plate full
Bite the food that you get
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be hungry

Eat some green dill pckles
Have a Mr Goodbar
Eat up the oreos
Ill show ya how
You can dare to be hungry

You can keep turning the meat
You can eat potato chips
You can eat a bunch of sushi and then some Frito chips

Dare to be hungry
Come on and dare to be hungry
It's so easy to do
Dare to be hungry
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a burger , cooked on the ol' grill
So can I have a volunteer
You can also fry, things that are not milk
Now just go and drink your roto beer

Settle down, have a sandwich like a BLT
Buy some more fast food and eat it away
And just eat till youre satisfied with all your plates
It's OK, you can dare to be hungry

You could eat up a new fish
You can just cook up some meat
It's like you said you gotta grill some fries and then some meat

Dare to be hungry (yes)
Why don't you dare to be hungry
It's so easy to do
Dare to be hungry
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be hungry

Grab the handle on the fridge
Then see food that's for your mouth
Eat till you have a big rear end

You can be a cooking achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
What did I say
Dare to be hungry
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be hungry
It's alright
Dare to be hungry
We can be hungry all night
Dare to be hungry
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be hungry
Shout it out loud
Dare to be hungry
I can't hear you
Dare to be hungry
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be hungry
Let's go, Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
Dare to be hungry
2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 5.0
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G30RG3 - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You parodied my idol... And It was funny
Jack Wilson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, G30RG3!
Agrimorfee - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is very old...and you have come a looooong way since then in terms of pacing, humor and originality. I mean *light years*.
Matthias - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
In complete agreeance with Agrimorfee. We haven't seen you around here as of late Jack, but I can tell you one thing... When you compare this to Crappy Senior Prom you can obviously see how far you have come.
LilCUPCakes - November 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Chips Ahoy, sir !
Rex - November 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Another oldie in the Weird Al comp! Excuse me now, for some reason I need to go get something to eat.
bobpiecheese - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Gotta go with Agri on this one. A LOT of pacing mishaps, a few too many instances of rhyming the same word and a fair amount of repetition, not to mention my old addiction: using 'just' to fill up the line at the cost of making the line look stupid, or worse, grammatically stupid. Luckily you now know what not to do (though there is the occasional pacing hiccup) so all this critique hardly matters.
Below Average Dave - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Jack, I was a little disappointed here because this could have been really good. You had a few killer rhymes in there-and the idea is a neat twist, but the pacing and lack of editing in general is what killed you here. You also kept a tad too much of the original song. That happens a lot with you--you get killer ideas and don't edit them, I think if you were to spend a little extra time on pacing and editing you could really step it up to the next level buddy. . .the voter isn't working on your parody for some reason, so I couldn't place my vote--but good idea
Glen S - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
In some sections the original lines didn't work, but there were some really good lines in here, and I liked the title sub.

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