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Song Parodies -> "Hooked on Polkamon"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked on Polkas"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked on Polkamon"

Parody Written by:

Spindini

The Lyrics

You play this game so good
Just like a Trainer should
You've gotten a Chansey
Win this for me

You play so great, every time you play this game
You always win the same (ooh, Pokemon)

Meowth's a cat
And its Pay Day makes your wallet fat
There's one with speech
Team Rocket extends its reach
They should just sell it and then they should move on
'Cause many people pay for a talking 'mon

Woo, ah ha

What's a Pikachu got to do with it
What's him but a dead one at the first gym
What's a Pikachu got to do with it
Who needs to have him when you can't evolve him

M-E-W-G-L-I-T-C-H, hey
It's the method of catching Mew

Owner of a Wigglytuff
Owner of a Wigglytuff
Would win more than the owner of a Jigglypuff
Owner of a Wigglytuff

Yow

We should try to catch one
If we want to beat Brock now
We should try to catch a Caterpie

151 Pokemon
Catching them goes on and on
We need a lot of Pokeballs
If we want to catch them all

Now I gotta get Pokemon
Of them I'm very fond
Charizard makes my battles less hard
Jigglypuff is cute, not very tough
Porygon, gotta get Pokemon

So why don't you spin it
Dratini'd win it
Game Corner, in it

Nidoking
Giovanni'll drive you mad
Nidoking
Giovanni'll drive you mad

Evolve your Eevee
Which one do you want to see?
Evolve your Eevee
Which one do you want?
Evolve your Eevee
Which one do you want to go see?
Evolve your Eevee
Which one do you want?
Which one do you want?
Which one do you want?

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