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Song Parodies -> "My Pets Are Crazy (The Ballad Of My Pets)"

Original Song Title:

"She Drives Like Crazy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"My Pets Are Crazy (The Ballad Of My Pets)"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Elmo And Cullen Are My Dogs
They Are Weirdos, Like Big Hogs
When We Call Them, They Don't Come
When Cullen Sees Me, She Barks Loud
When Elmo See Me, She Licks Me
Oh Cullen Is Botherin' Me

She Barks Like Crazy
Like No Other Dog
She Barks Like Crazy
And They Can't Control Themselves

Dinc Is My Cat, Named After Wrestler
When We Got Him, He Bit The Family
The Young And Restless
Isn't Him
When I Fed Him
He Ate Dog Food

He Purrs Like Crazy
Like No Other Cat
He Purrs Like Crazy
The Kitten Bit Myself

They Are Demons
Like The Devil
Think They Are
Snoopy And Garfield

Polly The Parrot, Wants A Cracker
Molly The Dog, Isn't A Slacker
And The Goldfish Aren't Swimming Good
They Will Not Be Eating Too Much Food

My Pets Are Crazy
Like Noone Else
My Pets Are Crazy
And They Can't Help Themselves

My Pets Are Crazy
Like Noone Else
My Pets Are Crazy
And They Can't Help Themselves

My Pets Are Crazy
Like Noone Else
My Pets Are Crazy
And They Can't Help Themselves

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beekmaster - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
the origional song is "she drives me crazy", Weird al made the parody. they suggest that you shouldn't parody a parody
Who cares about my name - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, beekmaster, if he wants to parody Weird Al's version, he can. I know that the Fine Young Cannonballs did the original of the original.

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