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Song Parodies -> "Biskit Bandits from the Pioneer Days"

Original Song Title:

"Slime Creatures from Outer Space"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Biskit Bandits from the Pioneer Days"

Parody Written by:

girlypink66

The Lyrics

A tribute to the mean, jealous, bug-eyed Biskit Bandits from the 2012 cartoon, Littlest Pet Shop.
Things just haven’t been the same
Since thoughts the thieves came
Now the robbers are on the lose
Well we tried to hold them back
Tried to word off their attack
But are handcuffs were just no use
They were jealous
They were mean
Biggest heads I've ever seen
They made everybody scream and shout
First they leveled Henrietta Twombly’s house
Then the tree was next to go
Boy I really wish
They'd cut it out
They wasted everybody on the streets in the olden days
That goes the neighborhood
They'll use some rope on you
And tie you up real good

Chorus
Run for your life
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
They’re not very nice to the human race
Biskit bandits, from the pioneer days

Things happen everyday
And they just won't go away
Now they’re finding Henrietta Twombly’s treasure
They got manly looking moustaches
And an evil looking grin
And they sure could use some manicures
They've got hands all covered in gloves
They got eyes like some kind of bug
I sure hope they don't come in here
And just shoot through the rug

Run for your life
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
They’re not very nice to the human race
Biskit bandits, from the pioneer days

Run for your life
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
They're really making a mess of this place
Biskit bandits, from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits, from the pioneer days
Oooooooooooh

They'll trespass your private property just for fun
They'll paralyze your mind
They're wearing out their welcome
I don't think I like their kind
They'll wreck other people’s houses
You just can't trust those guys
So hide the children lock the doors
And always watch the skies

Look out here come the
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
They’re really burglars who destroy stuff
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days

I wish they'd just get out of our face
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
Biskit bandits from the pioneer days
They really makin a big fat mess of this place
Biskit bandits
Biskit bandits
Oooooooooh
Where do they come from?
Biskit bandits
What do they want from us?
Biskit bandits
Who do they think they are?
Biskit bandits
Biskit bandits
Why don't they leave me alone?
Biskit bandits
Biskit bandits
They're really gettin' on my nerves
Who are you gonna call
SHERIFF BLYTHE!

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