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Song Parodies -> "Dare To Be An everGirl"

Original Song Title:

"Dare To Be Stupid"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dare To Be An everGirl"

Parody Written by:

girlypink66

The Lyrics

A tribute to the discontinued everGirl product brand.
Put down that microphone and listen to me
It’s time for the girls to join in the fight.
It’s time to let your everGirls grow up to be successful women
It’s time to let the cats bite.
You'd better put all your basketballs in one basket
You'd better count your scores before time is up.
You'd better sell some baked goods before its time
You'd better find yourself an umbrella to keep you from the rain.

You'd better kayak if you can
While Sarah’s not around.
Go to the Beach and get yourself a tan.

Talk with your mouth full
Hold the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be an everGirl!

Take some theatrical words,
Look for Juliet,
Get your mojo working now?
I'll show you how you can dare to be an everGirl!

You can turn the other way,
You can just put down the megaphone,
You can eat a bunch of pizza then forget to leave a tip.
(Dare to be an everGirl!) Come on and dare to be an everGirl,

It's so easy to do, dare to be an everGirl!
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a tunnel
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk,
Now it's time for crying in your soda.

Settle down with the everGirls. Join the PTA.
Buy some sensible shoes and an everGirl shirt.
Then party till you dislocate your shoulders and they drag you away.
It's OK. You can dare to be an everGirl!

It's like eating a fish.
It's like throwing a basketball in a basket.
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.

Dare to be an everGirl! (Yes) Why don't you dare to be an everGirl?
It's so easy to do. Dare to be an everGirl.
We're all waiting for you. Dare to be an everGirl.

Burn your rope at both ends.
Punch a gift box in its way.
The everGirls can be your friends.

You can be an everGirl achiever.
You can sit around the house and watch Phineas & Ferb.
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to be an everGirl! Dare to be an everGirl!

What did I say? (Dare to be an everGirl)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to be an everGirl)
It's alright (Dare to be an everGirl)
We can be an everGirl all night (Dare to be an everGirl)

Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to be an everGirl)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be an everGirl)
I can't hear you (Dare to be an everGirl)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to be an everGirl)

Let's go!

Dare to be an everGirl (Dare to be an everGirl?)
Dare to be an everGirl (Dare to be an everGirl?)
Dare to be an everGirl (Dare to be an everGirl?)
Dare to be an everGirl (Dare to be an everGirl?)

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