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Song Parodies -> "Dare To Be Victorious"

Original Song Title:

"Dare To Be Stupid"

Original Performer:

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dare To Be Victorious"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A parody based off the deceased Nickelodeon TV show, Victorious, starring Victoria Justice as Tori Vega.

[[Jade]]: But I like the view from here.

Put down that baseball bat and listen to me
It’s time for you to join in the fight.
It’s time to let your girls grow up to be prom queens
It’s time to let your bed burn.
You'd better put all your stuff in one basket
You'd better count your items before they are delivered.
You'd better kick some volleyballs in Cat Valentine’s face
You'd better find yourself a CD to scratch.

You'd better throw your football you can
While Trina Vega's not around.
Stick your head in the pool and get yourself soaking wet.

Talk with your mouth full
Slap the hand that feeds you
Slap off more than you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be victorious!

Take some money,
Buy some stuff,
Get your PC working now?
I'll show you how you can dare to be victorious!

You can turn the other way,
You can just give up the pencil,
You can eat a bunch of pancakes then forget to leave a tip.
(Dare to be victorious!) Come on and dare to be victorious,

It's so easy to do, dare to be victorious!
We're all waiting for you. Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a desert hill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk,
Now it's time for crying in your orange juice.

Settle down with a student. Join the PTA.
Buy some sensible shoes and a pink Ford Mustang.
Then party till you broke your leg and they put you away.
It's OK. You can dare to be victorious!

It's like catching a fish.
It's like making a tree fall.
It's like I say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.

Dare to be victorious! (Yes) Why don't you dare to be victorious?
It's so easy to do. Dare to be victorious.
We're all waiting for you. Dare to be victorious.

Burn your rope at both ends.
Look a gift box in the lid.
High School Seniors can be your friends.

You can be a XBOX 360 achiever.
You can sit around the house and watch Victorious.
The future's up to you, so what'choo gonna do?
Dare to be victorious! Dare to be victorious!

What did I say? (Dare to be victorious)
Tell me what did I say? (Dare to be victorious)
It's alright (Dare to be victorious)
We can dance to some students all night (Dare to be victorious)

Come on, join in the crowd (Dare to be victorious)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be victorious)
I can't hear you (Dare to be victorious)
OK, I can hear you now (Dare to be victorious)

Let's go!

Dare to be victorious (Dare to be victorious?)
Dare to be victorious (Dare to be victorious?)
Dare to be victorious (Dare to be victorious?)
Dare to be victorious (Dare to be victorious?)

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Jonathan - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
I was never much of a "Victorious" fan but love this "Devo" of a tune by Weird Al! if it interests you Nickelodeon will apparently be making a "Victorious" movie here soon I personally am more interested in their upcoming "Nicktoons" crossover movie which will feature characters from "Rugrats" "Rocko's Modern Life" "Ren & Stimpy" and others hopefully they get John Kricfalusi on board for this so we can have HIS "Ren & Stimpy" and not the travesty it was once Games Animation took over! 433

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