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Song Parodies -> "George Cannot Juggle"

Original Song Title:

"George of the Jungle"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"George Cannot Juggle"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This was originally done by Stan Worth and Sheldon Allman for the show: "George of the Jungle" back in the 60's but I liked the Weird Al Yankovic version of the song better so that's the one that I decided to parody (even if the lyrics here look exactly the same).


George, George, George cannot Juggle
Spins chainsaws with speed
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Next time toss pins please!

Scorched, scorched, scorched when he fumbles
Torches he has squeezed
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Can't you hear my plea?!

When he's up on stage
Earns a wage but enraged
When knives jab in his hands
It's plain he's pained!

Think his mind has snapped
Since his show isn't scrapped
Not stellar when that bottle
Bonks his head, And...

Swords, swords, swords he will tumble
Snags them in his teeth
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
His arms are set free

Watch that blood splat (GROSS!) (EWW!) (EEK!)

Gored, Gored, Gored and he Struggles
Don't try with your knees!!!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 17

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Patrick - September 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't try this at home. Just write about it.
Jonathan - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
as a general rule if Weird Al does something... it usually IS better! 5's
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Parody perfection!
Blaydeman - September 26, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Lots of fun in such a short and sweet package. You managed to fit a nice amount of detail and examples into these really quick little stanzas. I was very impressed. With every new item George juggled, I cringed at the very thought. OOOOOOOOOOOOH! FUN FUN FUN SONG!
Max Power - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment
That's just George being George as always.
bobpiecheese - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fantastic work here, especially the way you worked the screams into the new context. Would make a hilarious video (animated, of course, I'm not into live-action gore). Impressive rhymes, too. 555!
Abbott Skelding - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Matching the "Aahhhhhhh"'s with the idea of failed juggling is a perfect match. A lot of laughs in such a simple spoof, nicely done!
vAnn - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
These things have happened to me as well ( okay not quite) I just stick with juggling balls.

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