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Song Parodies -> "Drink It"

Original Song Title:

"Eat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Drink It"

Parody Written by:

Bellyfish

The Lyrics

You come into the bar after a hard day's wear
Tobacco smell of cigarettes fills up the air
You order a beer, 'cause whiskey ain't there.
Just drink it, just drink it.

You throw away the beer 'cause it got no pizzaz
They got the cocktails full of what you think is jazz
They all laugh at you 'cause you're just a spaz
Just drink it: but you wanna be smashed!

Just drink it, drink it!
Show how you take shots and swig it!
Have a martini, have some fine wine
It doesn't matter if it's red or white
Just drink it!

You've got the Grenadines, you've got the Pineapple Schnapps
They never even had a good cocktail for that
Come on, you don't start, I'll make you a shot
You drink it, you drink it.

You see that margarita over there?
I'll make you one and tell me if you want O'Hare
Just add a Corona, it's really good spare.
You drink it! Yeah, together and smashed!

Just drink it, drink it!
Whiskey's back on stock! Did you see it?
Have a Jack Daniels, have an Old Crow
It doesn't count if it's as good as Patron
Just drink it, drink it!
Got back the Heineken? Don't get it!

Have Long Isle Iced Tea, or sparklin' Champagne
It doesn't matter, be it France or USA

Just drink it! Drink it!
Drink it! Drink it!
You've had too much booze, so stop it!
Have a Coke Zero, time to sober up!
You're closed to hammered, see? You can't walk!

Just drink it, drink it!
Show how you take shots and swig it!
Have a martini, have some fine wine
It doesn't matter if it's red or white

Just drink it, drink it!
Got back the Heineken? Don't get it!

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Jonathan - June 01, 2015 - Report this comment
kind of hard to follow this one sorry 433

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