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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On Matthias"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On Polkas"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On Matthias"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My 4th Weird Al Polka Done! Hoping to get all of them done at one point and I'm on my way there!!!
You nailed down the hood
While inside it I stood
With those chains made them squeeze
A breeze!
Freed with ease!

Might seem insane
Every time that I escape
They put me in a crate
A crate with locks

Those goats
Because I stole their look and won’t give it back

Saw blades
Get bent
Super sharp won’t leave a dent
Stubble’s massive weighs as much as a van
Santa Claus is craving
A beard like mine man!

Oh... Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Wear gloves or you'll be a walking ice cube
Wear gloves or you'll freeze
Or you'll freeze to death
Also a coat and some boots would be helpful

It's the Math Class I'm gonna flunk

Driver in Mario Kart
Zippin' through Mario Kart
Zoom faster as a...
Driver in Mario Kart
Blastin' through Mario Kart

Yow, yow, yow, yow, yow

We're not getting naked!
No! We ain't getting naked!
We're not getting naked anymore!!!

Sugar High on breakfast food!
Lucky Charms and Golden Grahams
I'd mix them all in one big bowl
And then I'd go out of control!

Watch out! He's starting to bash!
Bad guys will end up mashed
Squeezed Loki
His eyes pop out with such ease
Thor is sore
When wrestling Hulk scores
Cars will crash
Everybody watch HULK SMASH!!!

Why did I choose it?
Red or the blues pick
Musta been the booze hit

Grendel’s mom just makes me mad
Grendel’s mom will soon be dead!

But that watch is impressive

To buy it
You’ll have to take a loan

You’re bankrupt
If you want to go and wear it

Don’t choose it
Wind up in the slums

7,000 bucks!

Pur... chase... is... quite... dumb!!!

Here's the songs I used to make this Polka Project
1. "Crate With Locks" (

2. "Unshaven" (

3. "Wear Gloves Or You'll Freeze To Death" (

4. "Math Class I'm Gonna Flunk" (

5. "Driver In Mario Kart" (

6. "We're Not Getting Naked" (

7. "Sugar High, I'd Watch Cartoons" (

8. "HULK SMASH!!!" (

9. "The Matrix" (

10. "Grendel's Dead (Beowulf)" (

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Weird Al you're not - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
An effort in futility

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