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Song Parodies -> "Fat 2.0"

Original Song Title:

"Fat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Fat 2.0"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Second parody version of a parody song. Still hard to do b/c this is not my style!!!
My mouth is wide, my belly too
Can’t help myself when I see food
Been called stout; yes, I’m quite a sight
Known to give buffets a fright
Pile on, pile on, pile on the food heap. Got bite!

Have a bigger bust, than model “fakes”
But my schlong’s shrunk down to a “tiny snake”
Create sinkholes when I fall down
Cause aftershocks when I move around

Well, I have to use a fork lift
To get my groceries to my car
When I go to take a portrait
It’s taken from the stars*!!!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, more lbs
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, believe it
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, flab-behold
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
Don’tcha call me corpulent, hefty, or round
It’s pretty obvious that I’m fat

Go to the ocean, so I can bathe
The Goodyear Blimp uses me for shade
At the dealership, an unlucky man
Saw a sports car, but got a van
If I add more pounds to this wide load
I’m gonna need some circus clothes**!

Must dig a hole between two trees
So that the hammock will _indeed_ swing
When the bus driver wants to make a right
I move left and it’s still tight, so tight

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, more lbs
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, believe it
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, flab-behold
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
Don’tcha call me paunchy, porky, or round
It's pretty obvious that I’m fat

If you see me comin’ your way
Move your Hummer out that space
‘Cause you know that I’ll be parkin’
My 16-wheeler 'cross two lanes!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, more lbs
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, believe it
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, the flab-behold
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
Food! Food! Food!: When I sit up on a rooftop
The helos scout me out***!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, more lbs
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, believe it
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, flab-behold
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
Don’tcha call me corpulent, hefty, or round
It’s pretty obvious that I’m fat

I’ve ballooned, I’m fat, I’m fat, more lbs
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, believe it
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, the flab-behold it
(fat, fat, rolls-and-rolls of fat)
And the whole world knows I’m thick and filled-out
Chompin' on a leg of lamb- I’M FAT!!!
*stars= satellite
**circus clothes=the Fat Man's type
***helos scout me out= helipad

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Patrick - September 05, 2013 - Report this comment
I remember the Yankovic video for this one. Makes me feel a bit slimmer. Got to find another hobby besides fried chicken.
Patrick - September 05, 2013 - Report this comment
This song starts to grow on you.
Rob Arndt - September 05, 2013 - Report this comment
One of Weird Al's best videos, but "Amish Paradise" is funnier IMHO. I just wish WA had done more movies- "UHF" is a classic :)
Jonathan - September 05, 2013 - Report this comment
oh a wideguy eh? 5's
Rob Arndt - September 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick and Jon :)
? Man - February 21, 2016 - Report this comment
This is funny

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