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Song Parodies -> "At'"

Original Song Title:

"Fat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"At'"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A parody of another parody!!!
My mouth is wide, my belly is too
I can’t help myself when I see food
Been called stout; yes, I’m quite a sight
I’m the guy that gives buffets a fright
Pile on, pile on, pile on more treats- delight!

Have a bigger bust, than model “fakes”
But my schlong’s shrunk down to a “tiny snake”
Create sinkholes when I fall down
Cause aftershocks when I move around

Well, I have to use a fork lift
To get my groceries to my car
When I go to take a portrait
It’s taken from the stars*!!!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, hold your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Don’tcha call me corpulent, hefty, or round
It’s pretty obvious who just at’**

Go to the ocean so I can bathe
The Goodyear Blimp uses me for shade
At the dealership, an unlucky man
Wanted a sports car but got a van
If I add more pounds to this wide load
I’m gonna need Tent City*** clothes!

I have to dig a hole between two trees
So that the hammock will indeed swing
When the bus driver wants to make a right
I must move left and it’s still tight

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, hold your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Don’tcha call me paunchy, obese, or round
It's pretty obvious who at’

If you see me comin’ your way
Please don’t ask for me to race
‘Cause you know that I’m not drivin’
I take up U-Haul space

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, just pinch it, your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Food, food, food, when I sit on a rooftop
The helos scout me out****!

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, hold your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
Don’tcha call me corpulent, hefty, or round
It’s pretty obvious who just at’

I’ve ballooned, I’m fat, I’m fat, rotund
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you smell it
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, just pinch it, your nose
(fat, fat, stinky, nasty fat)
And the whole world knows I’m thick and I’m stout
Let me tell you once again- who at’
* satellite
** at= ate
*** Camping Retailer
**** as helipad

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Patrick - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Yankovic would have to stand in your shadow. Reminds me of that famous Irishman Morbead O'Beisite. Like the image of the Goodyear Blimp using you for shade.
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick. I had a somewhat hard time withn this one b/c this is not my style of parody as I don't make fun of fat people. So I wrote off the top of my head and tried to match the song as Al sang it. Had trouble with V5 Lines 1-2 (uneven) and even the (fat, fat, really, really, fat) was a challenge b/c the 2-syllable reallys are best choice. I substituted stinky, nasty... but not all fat people stink. So maybe that comes across wrong. Sorry. I also had to leave notes due to some of the jokes. And btw, the original joke was: You're so fat that the Hindenburg uses you for shade! The rigid Zeppelins are gone so I had to substitue Goodyear Blimp. I'm sure there are far funnier fat jokes but I don't know many. My humor on-offsite is sarcastic, witty, dark, and even morbid. Second thing people say about me when they meet me after intelligence level is that I have a wicked sense of humor. This type of humor about obesity is disturbing to me. I just tried for a somewhat witty title off "Fat" and "At'" is a good match, but a bit Southern and ethnic. Won't work for some folks.
Jonathan - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
^ Whew! so the pacing really was slightly off it wasn't just me! nevertheless a good parody you could have easily called it Fat 2.0 455
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Yeah Jon, it was kinda hard b/c even the people that write the lyrics at the online sites may have variances. One must remember how the OA sang the song, where the pauses and emphasis are at and breaks and all sort of MJ-like Woohs! and such! That background (fat, fat, really, really fat) should read more like (fat, fat... really, really fat) b/c that's the way it sounds. Another mistake is Chorus 3 Lines 7-8 (C3L7-8) which should read: Food, food, food: when I sit _up_ on a rooftop, the helos scout me out!!! But TY for the 455. Morbid obesity in this nation is at epidemic proportions (no pun intended). I had some trouble with the fat jokes- not my style. It is easier to write Third Reich material than this!!!
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
As follow-up: "Fat 2.0" done for tomorrow :)~

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