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Song Parodies -> "Send Lawyers, Guns and Bunnies"
Original Song Title:
"Lawyers Guns and Money"
Original Performer:
Warren Zevon
Parody Song Title:
"Send Lawyers, Guns and Bunnies"
Parody Written by:
Ishmael Small
The Lyrics
Bunnies refers to a woman dressed as an Easter Bunny who physically blocked Joe Biden from getting too touchy feely with a group of children at an Easter Egg hunt event at the White House
I was targeting a preteen
The way I always do
How was I to know
I'd stroke her sister, too
I was fondling in the East Room
I took a little sniff
Send Lawyers, guns and Bunnies
My mind has gone adrift (Huh?)
I'm a cadaverous old Geezer
Somehow I got stuck
Between the cameras and some young kids
My compulsion have run amok
Compulsions gone amok
They fear I'll self destruct
I'm shuffling round the South Lawn
I'm a reprobate man
Send Jill and Easter Bunnies
I cant control my hands
Send Jean Pierre, nuns and Bunnies
Send Psakis, guns and Bunnies
The way I always do
How was I to know
I'd stroke her sister, too
I was fondling in the East Room
I took a little sniff
Send Lawyers, guns and Bunnies
My mind has gone adrift (Huh?)
I'm a cadaverous old Geezer
Somehow I got stuck
Between the cameras and some young kids
My compulsion have run amok
Compulsions gone amok
They fear I'll self destruct
I'm shuffling round the South Lawn
I'm a reprobate man
Send Jill and Easter Bunnies
I cant control my hands
Send Jean Pierre, nuns and Bunnies
Send Psakis, guns and Bunnies
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I know the feeling, so to speak.
^^^^ (Delayed Facepalm) I finally got the joke, Fake Matt Gaetz. You're referring to that fake scandal that was reported by fake journalists on the Fake News. What Im talking about aint fake. Theres a video of an 5 ft Easter Bunny blocking Joe from once again from getting too close to a group of children
Some people have taken to calling Biden "Pedo Joe" I wouldnt go that far. I'd just say that Joe continually engages in conduct that would basically be unbecoming of your local dogcatcher's assistant .. let alone the leader of the Free World ..... Seriously, on this particular issue he seems to have the intellectual flexibility of a monitor lizard with a brain tumor
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