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Song Parodies -> "Olbermann's Stupid Show"

Original Song Title:

"Mexican Radio"

Original Performer:

Wall of Voodoo

Parody Song Title:

"Olbermann's Stupid Show"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Weird dreams make for funny songs, especially when they're about an obscure talentless media hack whose name I know mainly from reading a few transcripts of his retarded rants on my favorite blogs.
I hear a moron talking garbage;
It's clear that his head is full of sewage.
As I awaken from my slumber,
I wonder: can this guy get much dumber?
How did I get here? Who's the poop-head?
He sounds like Sheehan--very stupid!
Hillary is on--she's with BJ;*
Can't hear a word, Hill; what did you say?

You're on Keith Olbermann's stupid show;
You're on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!

[Background noise: mindless ranting from Olbermann]

He's yelling lies about our nation;
He's full of crap and exaggeration.
He isn't smart, he's not funny:
How does this jerk make money?

This jerk's Keith Olbermann--what a ho!
I'm on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!
Here with Keith Olbermann, don't you know?
I'm on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!

[Background noise: more mindless ranting from Olbermann]

He sounds like he's on Marie Juan-o;
Spewing all his moonbat guano!
Thinks he's the next Edward R. Murrow;
His ratings dig coal, they're so low!
From him I hear a flatulent sound;
Is that his mouth or a hole in the ground?
He won't listen to what we say:
He never lets facts get in his way!

Here on Keith Olbermann's stupid show;
We're on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!
Here on Keith Olbermann's stupid show;
We're on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!

Stupid show, stupid show...
Stupid show, stupid show...
Stupid show, stupid show...
Stupid show, stupid show...

In this chamber there is an echo;
I'm on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!
How I got here, I may never know;
I'm on Keith Olbermann's--whoa-oa--stupid show!

(Stupid show, stupid show...)
He's so lame-o!
(Stupid show, stupid show...)
(Stupid show, stupid show...)
(Stupid show, stupid show...)
*"BJ Clinton" is the semi-affectionate name we on the right use for Hillary's philandering husband. Even if you were just a dream construct, thanks for the tip, Hillary!

Of course, with the exception of the ever-vigilant conservatives at Newsbusters and the odd parodist such as myself out looking for an easy target, practically nobody who's anybody even knows who Keith Olbermann is. That's because he's so generic: one could just as easily find any random leftard spewing this kind of "commentary" from his nether regions in the comments sections of--to name a just a very few examples--YouTube, the Huffington Post, or Amiright.

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