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Song Parodies -> "DANG- P- G-A-'s (The Tiger Woods' song)"

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"DANG- P- G-A-'s (The Tiger Woods' song)"

Parody Written by:

Spoof-Man

The Lyrics

I'm back, but unfortunately so is Tiger Woods back to golfing...sadly enough! but what's not that sad is the parody of the 80's classic YMCA in his honor!
Yo' man,You can't whack a ball in our town.
I said, yo' man, turn that frown up-side down.
I said, yo' man, Even if you shouldn't hang around
There's no need act all crappy.

Yo' man, Is there another place you can go?
I ask, yo' man, where sponsors throw you the dough.
But just don't, Think here you'll find it here
Yes, a girl who wants to see your big ol' rear .

No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.
No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.

They have everything for you to live your life,
But just ones who don't cheat on there wife's...

So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

You can have lots of money, with a good caddy,
But don't think about becoming her Mac Daddy ...

Yo' man, are you listening to me?
I said, yo' man, do you want to be free?
I said, yo' man, It's so easy to see!.
You got to act like what a man should be!

No man, should cheat on his wife.
I said, yo' man, just take care of your-self,
And don't bother, with the DANG-P-G-A's.
And No green jackets for you toda-a.

So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

They have everything for you to live your life,
But just ones who don't cheat on there wife's...


So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

You can have lots of money, with a good caddy,
But don't think about becoming her Mac Daddy ...

No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.
No not at the, DANG-P-G-A's.

They have everything for you to live your life,
But just ones who don't cheat on there wife's...


So don't act that way at the DANG-P-G-A's.
not if you want to play at the DANG-P-G-A's.

(Music and song fades)
I hope you guys liked it!

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Old Man Ribber - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Although the words and rhythms sometime don't match up, a prime write. Wait 'til you see the latest Nike commercial - featuring the voice of Tiger's dead father! ;D
John Barry - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Tiger: one of the many gifts that keep on giving to parodists. Par 5s.
Spoof-Man - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
@Ribber...The Nike comercel sounds a little creppy, I must watch it!! @J.Berry...Tiger does just like you say!! Thanks for the feed back guys!
LilCaddyShack - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
yes, sir, the Swingin' ~Satyr oSiam~ is back with a wham !
Phil N - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a good shot
Jmp - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
comercel? ..... COMERCEL? Please.. tell me you honestly did not spell commercial, "COMERCEL" there is a friggen spell checker here! rofl...
Spoof-Man - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
@Jmp...Yes I rush sometimes...I was getting ready to leave the house when I miss-spelled!! Sorry if it bothers you!
Timmy1000 - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
He is back - saw him today. I did see the new commercial and it is creepy. I don't get it.
Spoof-Man - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
@ Timmy...I don't either

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