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Song Parodies -> "Jump-The D.L.R. EMT Remix"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Van Halen/David Lee Roth

Parody Song Title:

"Jump-The D.L.R. EMT Remix"

Parody Written by:

Dan Lister

The Lyrics

Since David Lee Roth announced his intention to become an Emergency Medical Technician [Yahoo News, 06-25-2004], I figured that he needed a theme...thus, the David Lee Roth EMT Remix

I get up, and the bills get me down.
I'm no longer tough...I've seen gray hair replace brown
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the Van Halens to be musically real

Oh, can't you see me standing here,
I've got my hands on the defibrillatin' machine
I ain't the best that you've seen.
As an EMT, I'm so gre-e-eeen?

Give this old guy a jump. Jump !
Make his heart thump...
Go ahead, jump....Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

Aaa-ohh! Hey you ! Who is that ?
Baby, how you been ?
You say you don't know, 'til I wipe off
The drool from my chin.

Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my hands on the blood pressure cuff...
I'm still a-struttin' my stuff...
You say I'm no longer bu-u-uff?

One big syringe to the ruuuump...Rump!
Dislodge that blood clump
Career's in a slump...SLUMP!
Now, I live in a dump...

Give this old guy a jump. Jump !
Make his heart thump...
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Steve K. - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
booo. Not only a bad song parody in general, it makes fun of a guy for VOLUNTEERING community service. BTW: the reason Dave decided to do volunteer EMT work was as a tribute to his dad, a doctor, who died in 2004.

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