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Song Parodies -> "Hot in T-Shirt"

Original Song Title:

"Hot For Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hot in T-Shirt"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

Link TOS: https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0?t=50s
Oh wow, glands
Wait a second, man
Whaddaya think my t-shirt's gonna smell like this year? (My butt glands)
(Nooo!)
(Oh, air!)
T-T-T-shirt stop that steaming, t-shirt don't you breathe?
Don't want to be no stunk, foul fool
Maybe I should go to smell, but I'm p-u'ing well
T-shirt seems to heat me after school
I think of all the perspiration that I whiffed
But then my odor was never quite like this
(Foul!) Sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
I'm sweatin' bad, so bad
I'm hot in t-shirt

Hey, I turned the mist on my back
I plugged my nostrils
Simmer my pits with roll-on, man
(Ughhh!)
(Eww, eww, eww!)
I heard about refreshments, refreshments are so cold
I know just how this cools
Little shirt on hairy arms, how can it be so old?
How do you know it's flowin' through?
I think of all the perspiration that I whiffed
But then my odor was never quite like this
(No!) Sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
I'm sweatin' bad, so bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
(Oh, no!)

Oh man, I think my top is soaked
I don't feel balmy
Nasty drip!
(Eww, air!)
I'm sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
(Gross!)
I'm sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad, sweatin' bad
I'm hot in t-shirt
(Gross!)
(Gross!)
Oh, yes I'm hot
(Gross!)
(Gross!)
Oh, yes I'm hot
(Ughhh!)
Oh, my bod!
(Eww!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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paul robinson - September 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Can't quite recall OS, but I remember the feeling. 5's.
CML - September 24, 2018 - Report this comment
I remember the OS, but seeing as how I grew up in Phoenix, AZ, I cant relate to the feeling at all .. but here's some 5's anyhow
zvoidx - September 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul and CML! CML..lucky you. Living on the East Coast it gets brutally humid/it was unusually hot August 2018.
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2018 - Report this comment
That was great, particularly during DLR's goofy dialogue! I don't envy not being a woman so I can take off my shirt at any time out of doors.
zvoidx - September 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee! Yep, thought the same thing that chicks gotta suffer with the shirts. (;

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