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Song Parodies -> "When They're Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"When It's Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"When They're Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

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Hey!

Everybody’s lookin’ for somethin’,
Somethin’ to ward off the cold.
They want a lot, but won’t spend much to get it,
‘Till they start losin’ their hold.

Oh!

How do I know when they’re gloves?
I can’t tell ya, but they’ll fit on your hands.
Oh, how does it feel to wear gloves?
You’ll just have to cope with the demand.
When they’re gloves.

You look at every set in the store,
Some work and some give you splinters.
Waiting for something to go out on sale,
Keep you safe from Old Man Winter.

Oh!

How do I know when they’re gloves?
I can’t tell ya, but they’ll fit on your hands.
Oh, how does it feel to wear gloves?
You’ll just have to cope with the demand.
When they’re gloves.

(Oh oh, oh oh) Oh, when they’re gloves.
(Oh oh, oh oh) You can feel it, yeah.
(Oh oh, oh oh) Nothin's missin', yeah.

[guitar solo]

(Oh oh, oh oh) Yeah, you can feel it.
(Oh oh, oh oh) Oh, when they’re gloves
(Oh oh, oh oh) When nothin's missing, ow.

How do I know when they’re gloves?
I can’t tell ya, but they’ll fit on your hands.
Oh, how does it feel to wear gloves?
You’ll just have to cope with the demand.

HeyHow do I know when they’re gloves?
I can’t tell ya, but they’ll fit on your hands.
When they’re gloves.
Oh, when they’re gloves.
Hey, they’ll fit on your hands.

(Na na na-ah na na)
When they’re gloves.
(Na na na-ah na na)
(Na na na-ah na na)
(Na na na-ah na na)
You and I, we're gonna have to cope with the demand
(Na na na-ah na na)
When they’re gloves, ooh.
(Na na na-ah na na)
When they’re gloves, baby.
(Na na na-ah na na)
You can wear ‘em, yeah.
(Na na na-ah na na)
We'll make ‘em fit on our hands.
(Na na na-ah na na)
Ooh-ooh, when they’re gloves.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by not feeling it together.

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Hu's On First - February 26, 2017 - Report this comment
You should do one about Glove World, the fictional theme park from SpongeBob SquarePants!

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