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Song Parodies -> "I have too much change "

Original Song Title:

"Change"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"I have too much change "

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

I'm not like this really
I said
I cannot do that to the cashier
And I don't care what I'm buying
When I buy nice red wine
Not just using change

If i do they won't like me
I would be so really annoying
Only change there, what a shocker!
Maybe I'll find a self checkout place

Change, I have too much change
It's Change, and it hits the ground plinking
Change, oh I have too much change
It drops, picking it up is stinking

No I don't use the change machine
Costs 9 cents on the buck
If you're my unfortunate cashier
Well then you're out of luck

I'll put on an accent
So you will bear with me some more
I will sound so really charming
So you won't mind me in the store

Change, just got too much change
It's change, don't care if it's all pennies
Change, just got boatloads of change
It's change, and here's where I am spending

Change, I have too much change
It's change, yeah you'll get so sick of it
Change, and it's such a strain
It's change, the customers are waiting

Take a look at this!
Oh yeah it's all my change
Got some silver dollars in here
They're all complaining
Come on now, give me a break
Hey there here's some more change coming up

Change, I've got too much change
It's change, I'll unload it all right here
Change, oh I'm such a pain
It's change, and I don't care anyway
Change, I've got too much change
It's change, you'll overload the bank box
Change, got rid of my change
It's change, and now you got all of it

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Bill - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
I can spare $4.44 😚
Larry Hensley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Bill
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice write, I wouldn't "change" a thing ;-)
Larry Hensley - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob, funny comment
Rob Arndt - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon is the chief punster around here. And I wouldn't "change" that!

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