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Song Parodies -> "Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Trump"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

He's pumped up, and nothing gets him down.
Language is rough, but it turns on his crowds
Quite a show, crazy! But it's real
Candidates trading punches, Trump's "Art of the Deal!"
Both playing off peoples' fears
Terrorism, immigration, education, 2016
The economy and debt, the unforeseen
But then the tactics get mean
Cruz vs Trump! Trump!
To Cruz he's a chump!
Attack ad... then a thump!
Wife fights? Ratings slump?

Whoa! Hey Cruz! You ran that? (Super PAC)
Melania GQ scene?
You say you don't know, but here's a Trump Heidi tweet!
Of course you realize this means war
Who cares about the Belgian bombings?
National Enquirer's so mean!
Cruz is mad, he's fuming
Cruz vs Trump! Trump!
To Cruz he's a chump!
Attack ad... then a thump!
Wife fights? Ratings slump?

[Cruz blows a fuse]

[Trump merely amused]

Cruz vs Trump! Trump!
To Cruz he's a chump!
Attack ad... then a thump!
Media loves all this stuff!

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Jonathan - March 28, 2016 - Report this comment
it's Cruz v.s. Trump... might as well Trump! (Trump!) 5's
Peter Andersson - March 29, 2016 - Report this comment
I've had two ideas for parodies simply named "Trump" that I've not been able to work out more than a few lines for, Van Halen's "jump" is of course one of them. Your "Cruz vs Trump" angle was a good move here, I wish I had come up with that.

BTW, take a crack at the other one too if you feel like it, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ASUTwbxmoM

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