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Song Parodies -> "Dump Trump!"

Original Song Title:

"Jump!"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Dump Trump!"

Parody Written by:

Eel Deal

The Lyrics

He gets up, and nothin' gets his hair down.
He acts tough to turn on the hounds.
And he knows how to play on your fears.
He likes to roll over decency and never be dear.

See him in a live debate.
The sack of $#1+’s a put-down machine,
the worst that there’s ever been.
God, the dude’s so obscene!

Ah
Might as well dump Trump
(Drumpf)
Go ahead, dump Trump
Hashtag #DumpTrump
(Drumpf)
Let’s crush that chump

“Trump blows”
"Hey you, who said that?
Punch that guy in the chin
‘cause you know in the end it won’t matter.
With my doe, we’ll win."

See him in a live debate.
The sack of $#1+’s a dissing machine,
the worst that you've ever seen.
He is so #$%&-ing mean!

Ah
Might as well dump Trump
(Drumpf)

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Potatoe - March 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Where is Dan Quayle when he is needed most?
Patriot - March 23, 2016 - Report this comment
^ in the Democratic Party under Bernie Sanders, or for short, BS! Aka Mister Magic Wand! Quick, somebody get this guy a superpac sponsored by the Fairy Dust Corp! Still waiting for the promised free unicorn rides at his rallies. The Magic Show so far has been a disappointment 8-))>
eel deal - March 26, 2016 - Report this comment
audio & visuals for "Dump Trump" parody is at bit.ly/dumP-trumP

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