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Song Parodies -> "Jamie Dimon"

Original Song Title:

"Jamie's Cryin'"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Jamie Dimon"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Another quick one......too bad there weren't more lyrics. I could really slam this crook good!
He "cooked the books" one more time, but he knew better
Just like it was in '08 and he just wrote off the debtors
He made some bucks, he's so glad!

Oh uh-oh, Jamie Dimon
Oh uh-oh, Jamie Dimon

Now Jamie knew it wasn't right
He knew Obama could get him
But Wall Street's flexing their might
And now Geithner's gonna' protect him

He's calling on J.P. Morgan, uh yeah yeah
Uh just to try to make himself feel important
He said "Timmy, gimme a call sometime"
But a bonus is what that'll get him

Oh uh-oh, Jamie Dimon
Oh uh-oh, Jamie Dimon

Now Jamie's f**ked it up before (ahh-ahh)
And he knows what The Fed is for (ahh-ahh)
They should give a billion....a billion more (ahh-ahh)
to save his ass............

(guitar solo)

He's gonna' send out a letter, uh with cash
Uh just to try to pay off Michael Vitter
He said "Mikey, gimme a call sometime"
But the votes is what they're both after

Oh uh-oh, Jamie Dimon...

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Total Votes: 9

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Jeff the author - December 02, 2012 - Report this comment
LOOK!! All the rich greedy Republicans leaving 1's. I am honored because these cowardly b*st*rds haven't got the guts to identify themselves!

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