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Song Parodies -> "Trump!"

Original Song Title:

"Jump!"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Trump!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Big money man with equally big mouth trying to buy/lie his way into the highest office of the land. Media Circus!!! This one even has Glenn Beck beat! You'd think this dirtbag had enough money without trying to milk the poor even further.....which is just what would happen if this buffoon were to get elected!
He "goes off"....his ratings going down
He's gettin' tough, he's in the birther crowd
And he knows....Bill Cosby's not a big deal
He wants to roll---over Obama and get to what's real

And, can't you see him spouting there....
He's just a bigmouth, he's a money machine
He's just the worst that we've seen!
How can he be so mean?

He's Donald J. Trump
(Trump)
Donald J. Trump
Really just a chump
(Trump)
He's really just a chump

Hello....You're Fired!
We asked him: "Donald, are you runnin'?"
He said, "I don't know.....
and you won't know until I begin".

So can't you see him spouting there
He's just a bigmouth, he's a money machine
He's just the worst that we've seen
And he's got plenty of "green"?

He's Donald J. Trump
(Trump)
Really just a chump
Donald J. Trump
(Trump)
What a %$#&* chump!
Trump!

(Guitar Solo)

Donald J. Trump
(Trump)
Nothing but a chump
Gettin' in, Trump??
(Trump)
Go ahead, you chump!

Trump
Chump
Trump
Chump

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Old Man Ribber - April 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Jeff - Can you say the return of Ross Perot? ;D
Nena - August 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't jump to conclusions just yet, because Mr. trump just made a deal with VH to record this song using a trump instead of a jump live with original lineup, that's including bassist Marc Anthony. Go ahead and Trump! Might as well Trump!

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