Song Parodies -> Hand In Glove

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

  
Parody Song Title:

"Hand In Glove"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

My first attempt at turning one of Panama's misheard lyrics into a song. This one's Michael Jackson-themed.
Jump back, what's that sound?
Here he comes, full passion coming 'round
Little boys, guess who's here being coy?
It's Jacko, he's still a wacko

Don't you know Michael's home with me
You see him 'nother day
Hey, no way!

Hand in glove, hand in glove, hand in glove, hand in glove

Ain't nothing like it, glove on one hand
What part of that "single glove" gig don't you understand?
Be glad, you don't want to be bad
Playing smooth and he won't make our pops mad

Don't you know Michael's staying with me
You'll see him anytime
Please don't whine! He's putting one...

Hand in glove, hand in glove, hand in glove, hand in glove Michael Michael

Something's going bad tonight
Nobody saying "beat it", stay calm and don't panic
I see a smooth criminal
Sneaking up on someone and

He's coming, who's raping?
Who's molesting my cousin's son?
I was fearing, sometimes feeling
Not all right, but look who's here, it's Mike!

Hand in glove, hand in glove, hand in glove, hand in glove, Michael Michael
Hand in glove, hand in glove, Michael's got one hand in glove
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Agrimorfee - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Ewwww!
Somebody - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This fool will never ever learn.

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