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Song Parodies -> "Worst of Both Worlds"

Original Song Title:

"Best of Both Worlds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Worst of Both Worlds"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I don't know what I've been thinking of, but
There's no one good to cheer me up
I need more than just being poor
I need somebody fair to live with me. Hey-hey yeah
When enough's not just enough. Ow!

Life is crazy, impoverished and such
Could there be everything I dreamed?
If bad luck gets out of luck, well
But I'll do certain dirty work sometimes

Oh well, something reached out and touched me
But that's what I don't want

Don't want the worst of both worlds
You really don't know what it's worth
So please forget the worst of both worlds
Guess what's good and bad here on earth. Woo!

Well, there's misfortune in a certain form of
A family affair only bad to you
Don't forget your darn lousy karma
Don't let nightmares try to come real true

Something reached out and touched me
But that's what I don't care

Don't want the worst of both worlds
You really don't know what's absurd
But for there were the worst of both worlds
Now I'll be trying not to go take the word, oh

Whoa, you don't want to die and go to heaven
Because you never be born again
Don't worry 'bout dilemmas that can bounce off walls
'Cause they won't stand in your way again. Ow!

Forget the worst of both worlds
And maybe I will have good luck
Who cares about the worst of both worlds
But you don't have to say "life sucks", come on!

Lay off the best of both worlds
Because you don't want to be bad
Just ignore the worst of both worlds
So to speak, you wanted to be glad, yeah

Tell me, is life real rough? Wow!
Now will the going get too tough? Wow-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
No worse than Sammy's original lyrics, I say. TSB, I'd love to see what you can do to "Everybody Wants Some" or "Hot For Teacher." Dropped overall score to a 3 for keeping the line "Something reached out and touched me."

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