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Song Parodies -> "Mixed-Up Panama Parody"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Mixed-Up Panama Parody"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Now it's time to shake and stir my Panama parodies all in one song!
Something that I saw
Someone who was very talented at all
Two bits, don't start throwing a fit
Hear it citizens, don't lose discipline

Well your son's doing pretty well
I bet he'll kick that ball
To the field goal

Let's go to Panama! Panama!
Paramount! Paramount!

Ain't nothin' like it, she don't have a nose
Though her skin was so pink from her head to her toes
Pikachu, guess who's no match to you
A guinea pig with bat-winged ears

Now let's go find a Holiday Inn
And get a full week stay
And we're there!

Prairie Dawn! Prairie Dawn! Wow!
Patamon! Patamon! Oh oh oh oh!

Hold on a minute, the only song from her that I liked was Pon de Replay
But other songs from her made me sick!
Ah, you look down, the score is tied
There's still time left

There's Becker, Mork and Mindy
Things are looking up and down now
Got the feeling, what's distracting?
Something's coming, guess what's playing now!

Rihanna! Rihanna!
Panda Mike! Panda Mike! Oh oh oh oh!
Soccer ma! Soccer ma! Oh oh oh oh!
Shave and a Haircut!
Paramount, Shave and a Haircut, Soccer Ma, Patamon, Let's Go To Panama!, Panda Mike, Rihanna, and Prairie Dawn, all by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

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Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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