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Song Parodies -> "Rihanna"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Rihanna"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Note that "Rihanna" is pronounced "rye-hah-nuh" in this song.
Step back, what's that noise?
Here she comes, full blast, girls and boys
Push play, song Pon De Replay
Awkward artist name, who will want to blame?

Everytime I'm hearing one of her songs
Now I'd just have to barf
I hate her!

Rihanna! Rihanna ha!
Rihanna! Rihanna ha!

I got sick of her lousy hit songs
Like "Umbrella", told you fellas, I don't wanna sing-along
She sucks! Totally out of luck
Got my Avenged Sevenfold from my bedroom

Everytime I'm hearing one of her songs
It makes me wanna throw up
Can't stand her! Hell no!

Rihanna! Rihanna ha!
Rihanna! Rihanna ha uh oh uh oh!

Hold on a minute, the only song from her that I liked was Pon de Replay
But other songs from her made me sick!
I can't stand her, guys. I better push stop and pointed out to you guys... forget about her!

Her music's too pathetic!
Hearing her voice on the radio now!
Change the station, tribulation
Is getting into me, going through me now!

Rihanna! Rihanna ha!
Rihanna! Rihanna ha oh no oh no!
Rihanna! Rihanna ha oh my uh no!
Rihanna!

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Somebody - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Im sure she hates you equally as much you stupid, pathetic dummy.
Michael Pacholek - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
T.S.B., nobody's gonna rescue you! I was actually looking forward to this one. At least you didn't have Rihanna's meet Van Halen's David Lee Roth. That could've been ugly.

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