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Song Parodies -> "Panda Mike"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Panda Mike"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Something that I saw
Someone who was very talented at all
In the zoo of 8th avenue
Such a panda bear whose life's more than fair

The zoo keepers had a home for him
Right next to a bengal tiger
Children first!

Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike

Ain't nothin' like him, smart as can be
He'd sometimes reads the mind of a human like me
In the zoo of 8th avenue
Used to live in the suburbs of Macau

Though he can't be going home with me
I'll see him another day
Anyways... his name was

Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike

Yeah, we're having fun at the zoo all right
I can barely see a street full of green dolphins somewhere else
Ah, you looked at the elephants
And the monkeys

Black and white, All day and night
Lived inside a cube-like cage now
Packed with vigor, even valor
Pretending bamboo shoots as swords too now

Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike
Panda Mike, Panda Mike, Panda Mike

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