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Song Parodies -> "Pontiac"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Baby, black and white
Never come and touch my groove
I'd really need a car
Time to make my move
Yeah, you reach for the steering wheel
Step on the gas
Getting ready to squeal

I got a Pontiac, Pontiac
G6 Sedan
I have a Pontiac, Pontiac
Hope you'll understand

Drove, drove, drove away
My mind's like more than a one-track
Got standard features on this car
That ain't out of whack
Cruisin' through broken roads
Never losin' sight, ah
Without cargo loads

It's my Pontiac, Pontiac
As well as Pontiac, Pontiac
Coupe GXP

You won't believe your eyes
Nobody can deny
This car that I have just bought
Four wheels, two feet
Driving through the city streets
With this Sedan I've just bought

Couple of Pontiacs, Pontiacs
And so much more
Pontiac, Pontiac
Ever drove one before?
I got a Pontiac, Pontiac
Right for you, of course

You won't believe your eyes
Nobody can deny
This car that I have just bought
Four wheels, four seats
Driving through the city streets
With this GT Coupe I've just bought

And in the end on dreams we will depend
I'd drive all day, as I thought

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Pacing: 1.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 3

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Tooj117 - February 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Tim Hall - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought Pontiac would have gone better with Panama
Joe Siebert - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
What Tim Hall said...this doesn't make any sense at all. No vote here, since I don't know the OS too well.
Andria - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
What Tim and Joe said. This parody is typical TSB: poor pacing, mediocre subject matter (sorry car guys, Pontiac sucks, Alfa Romeo is the best, IMHO), and generally poor-quality writing. If I could vote all zeros, then I would, but I cannot, so here are some 1s.

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