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Song Parodies -> "Shave And A Haircut"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Shave And A Haircut"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Step back, what's that sound?
Here it comes, full blast and top down
Two bits, don't start throwing a fit
Hear it citizens, don't lose discipline
Don't you know it sounded weird to me?
You'd think this tune makes your
Brain cells hurt? [five-note "shave and a haircut" guitar riff]
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut

You've heard that tune, so to speak
A few of Weird Al Yankovic's polka medleys
Two bits, don't start throwing a fit
Yeah this tune's comin' through my stereo
Don't you know it sounded dumb to me?
You'd think this tune makes your
Whole heart hurt? [five-note "shave and a haircut" guitar riff]
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut (two bits!)
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut (two bits, two bits)

You heard it, you knew it
It may frighten some when you know it
Got the feeling, what's distracting?
Something's coming, guess what's playing now!
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut (two bits!)
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut (and then there's two bits)
Shave and a haircut, shave and a haircut (nothing but)
Shave and a haircut!

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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Jonathan S. the Security code joker - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This time? The code is "UMS." Quite fitting, indeed: "U Majorly Stink." 311. And you can stop sniffing glue anytime, y'know.
Agrimorfee - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
154. Nice tribute to the world's shortest song. ;)

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