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Song Parodies -> "Hannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hannibal"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

It's been a while. I've been putting all of my creativity and sense of humor into Uncyclopedia, the Wikipedia parody. I haven't had the time to think of any parody ideas, but I still want to do, "Trapped in the Bathroom Parts 1-12." I was singing "Panama" with goofy lyrics, and it became this.
(Guitar intro)

Jump back, what's that sound
Here he comes, mask on his face now
Hot food, fava beans and ciantes
Model psychopath, what a mind he hath

Don't you hate the taste of fava beans
He'll make your stomach turn
He'll eat ya

(Guitar lick)

Hannibal, Hannibal
Hannibal, Hannibal

Ain't nothin' like him, not Jason Voorhees
Not the doll with it all
Or Mr. Halloween
Gum shoes, never finding any clues
Got a mask on, just in case he eats you

Strangest dude in movie history
He'll make you stomach turn
"Delicious!"

(Guitar lick)

Hannibal, cannibal
Hannibal, cannibal

(Guitar solo)

(Breakdown)

**Hannibal, talking to Clarice**
"Yeah, youre lookin' a little delish tonight."
"I am having dinner soon. You care to join me? You'll love it."
"I need beans, some fava beans"
"Hello, Clarice."

He's psycho, like Geico
Right in front of someone's nose now
Got the feeling, what a feeling
Mask is off and (censored -- four syllables) now

Hannibal, cannibal
Hannibal, animal
Hannibal, Hannibal
Hannibal!

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malcolm higgins - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I read this parody with some fava beans and a fine chiante' f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fives
Michael Pacholek - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Just what the Doctor ordered.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Ecch! Three ones for you, Chris!
James - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Haha this is what I thought the song was actually saying until I found out it was Panama.

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