Song Parodies -> Know-It-All
| Original Song Title: | "Panama" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Know-It-All" |
| Parody Written by: | Porkbeard |
Here is yet another parody inspired by people at my place of business. I cannot stand those that think they know everything and are dead wrong. Perhaps you can relate...
You hear what he said?
There he goes, got his facts twisted
Hotshot, acts like he really knows a lot
All vocation, no education
Don't you know that he's a jack of all trades?
And a master of none
Not even one!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Nobody like him, had every career
From septic tank cleaner to drug test volunteer
Hotshot, acts like he really knows a lot
Listen to him and your brain will surely rot
Don't you know that he's a jack of all trades?
And a master of none
Not even one!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
"Yeah, Leonardo Da Vinci was great in Titanic.
Henry Ford sure made a great President.
I like that song, by Deep Purple,
'Slow Motion Walter'."
If he's talkin', I'm walkin'
Doesn't know that he sounds foolish
He's misleading, is it inbreeding?
Loves to butt in, wish he'd shut his mouth!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all!
There he goes, got his facts twisted
Hotshot, acts like he really knows a lot
All vocation, no education
Don't you know that he's a jack of all trades?
And a master of none
Not even one!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Nobody like him, had every career
From septic tank cleaner to drug test volunteer
Hotshot, acts like he really knows a lot
Listen to him and your brain will surely rot
Don't you know that he's a jack of all trades?
And a master of none
Not even one!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
"Yeah, Leonardo Da Vinci was great in Titanic.
Henry Ford sure made a great President.
I like that song, by Deep Purple,
'Slow Motion Walter'."
If he's talkin', I'm walkin'
Doesn't know that he sounds foolish
He's misleading, is it inbreeding?
Loves to butt in, wish he'd shut his mouth!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all! Know-it-all!
Know-it-all!
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I've experienced the opposite problem, which is people talking like Sgt. Schulz of Hogan's Heroes, as in "I know nothing, NOTHING!"
555. Even though I'm usually this guy, I'm usually right, and can admit when I just don't know something.
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