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Song Parodies -> "Hot for Preacher"

Original Song Title:

"Hot for Teacher"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Hot for Preacher"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Whether or not this parody gets approved on Amiright, check out the Extra Dirty version on Whatfreaks. When the bus driver asks, "Where's Waldo?" I'm referring to the nerdy kid from the original song's video. Enjoy!
**Bus Driver**
"While I'm driving, please turn your Bibles to Matthew 3:13. Where's Waldo?"

**People in the Church**
"Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the preacher's gonna look like this week?"
"Amen!"

Wooh!
Oh yeah!

P-P-preacher stop that preachin'
"Matthew 3:16"?
Just what is that supposed to mean?
Maybe I should go to Hell
But I never want to sin
Preacher needs to preach at Sunday School

I think of all the Good Religion that I've missed
But then my worship was never quite like this!

Ow! God ain't bad,
God ain't bad,
God ain't bad,
I'm hot for preacher! (Woo!!)
She got brown eyes, blonde hair
I'm hot for preacher!

Hey, I heard God blessed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my Bible
Give me something from Adam, babe!
Whoa!

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about conservatists
but conservitists are so cold
I didn't know about this Church
Preacher looks like Goldie Hawn
How can you be so bold?
How can your husband look like Lurch?

I think of all the Good Religion that I've missed
But then my worship was never quite like this!

Ow! God ain't bad,
God ain't bad,
God ain't bad,
I'm hot for preacher! (Woo!!)
She's such a babe, yeah babe
I'm hot for preacher!

Whoa!

(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel sinful
Church dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

Yeah, God ain't bad
God ain't bad,
God ain't bad,
I'm hot for preacher!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Worship God!
Woo!

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Michael Anthony went on to become the manager of a Pasadena Chick-Fill-A. He is currently married and has six boys and two girls.

Alex Van Halen converted to Catholicism in 1999. and became a priest in 2001. He is now known as Father Van Halen.

Eddie Van Halen, following his brother's influence, also converted to Catholicism and became Pope Eddie Van Halen I on May 13, 2025.

Nobody knows what happened to Waldo.

And David Lee Roth went on to become PAX TV's Favorite Game Show Host!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Shiek of the Mutilated - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Good song. Nice tribute to the video, too.
Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Sheik said. This is good. 5's.
Michael Pacholek - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
About the way you closed this song... I take it this means the members of Bowling for Soup are now office drones.

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