Song Parodies -> Dirty Movies Will Rock...
| Original Song Title: | "And The Cradle Will Rock..." |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dirty Movies Will Rock..." |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Hack |
"Dirty Movies" is not the same as pornography. It's the one that the movie screens are covered with dust, dirt, soot, and soil, available in one of the abandoned movie theaters.
Ow...Oh yeah, watch this...Ow! (Yeah)...Ow! Ow!...
Well, they say it's kinda dusty
How this film reel plays
You know it's more than just some new movies
Well, the kid is into losin' sights
And he don't come home for half the week
You know it's more than just watching these...
Dirty movies will rock
Yes the dirty...movies will rock
And I say rock on. Uh! Rock on
And when some attendant gets down
They try an' drum him outta town
They say, "Ya coulda least watched it, boy"
Get dirty, boy (Ooh, stranger, boy)
At an early age he hits the street
To go all the way to the abandoned theater
Which the movie screen has gotten dirty...
Dirty movies will rock
Yes the dirty...movies will rock
And I say rock on. Oh, say, Rock on
Have you seen Junior's grades?...Ooh...Ow!
And when some theater attendant gets down
They try an' drum him outta town
They say, "Ya coulda least watched it, boy"
Get dirty, boy (Ooh, stranger, boy)
At an early age he hits the street
To go all the way to the abandoned theater
Which the movie screen has gotten dirty...
Dirty movies will rock
Yes the dirty...movies will rock
I say rock on. Hey! Rock on
Rock on. Rock on. Rock on
The movie screen has been dusty, babe, child. Ow!
Rock on, wow! Watch the dusty movie, babe!
Rock on. Rock on. Oh, oh, oh
Rock on. Oh, ow, ah, ah, ah
Rock on. Rock on. Rock on
Well, they say it's kinda dusty
How this film reel plays
You know it's more than just some new movies
Well, the kid is into losin' sights
And he don't come home for half the week
You know it's more than just watching these...
Dirty movies will rock
Yes the dirty...movies will rock
And I say rock on. Uh! Rock on
And when some attendant gets down
They try an' drum him outta town
They say, "Ya coulda least watched it, boy"
Get dirty, boy (Ooh, stranger, boy)
At an early age he hits the street
To go all the way to the abandoned theater
Which the movie screen has gotten dirty...
Dirty movies will rock
Yes the dirty...movies will rock
And I say rock on. Oh, say, Rock on
Have you seen Junior's grades?...Ooh...Ow!
And when some theater attendant gets down
They try an' drum him outta town
They say, "Ya coulda least watched it, boy"
Get dirty, boy (Ooh, stranger, boy)
At an early age he hits the street
To go all the way to the abandoned theater
Which the movie screen has gotten dirty...
Dirty movies will rock
Yes the dirty...movies will rock
I say rock on. Hey! Rock on
Rock on. Rock on. Rock on
The movie screen has been dusty, babe, child. Ow!
Rock on, wow! Watch the dusty movie, babe!
Rock on. Rock on. Oh, oh, oh
Rock on. Oh, ow, ah, ah, ah
Rock on. Rock on. Rock on
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You know what, Van Halen had a song called "Dirty Movies". I thought you were going to do some sort of mashup parody. Interesting choice of song from the earlier (much better) David Lee Roth era.
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