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Song Parodies -> "Killing All The Care Bears"

Original Song Title:

"Runnin With The Devil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Killing All The Care Bears"

Parody Written by:

HeadbangerDoh

The Lyrics

They live their lives like one big party
And all the fun, it makes me puke
Least I don't need those sunshine and rainbows
Yes I'm going to kill them all

Oooh yeh Killing All The Care Bears

I found the care bears movie to be sick'ning, yeh
When I got it on DVD
I'll kill them all, yes even Take Care Bear
I'll kill them and BLOOD WILL SPILL!
Killing All The Care Bears

I found the care bears movie to be sick'ning
When I got it on DVD
I'll kill them all, yes ever Share Bear
I'll kill them all and BLOOD WILL SPILL!!

Killing All The Care Bears
Killing All The care Bears
Killing All the Care Bears

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 17

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Joe Melchionne - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
this is right up there with "kill that frigging geco" it must be that running with devil is a song that i can really hear in my head and killing gecos and care bears seems a funny concept. 555
Candise - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That is so sick. Care bears are nice and sweet. What kind of sick person would write a song about things that kida and baby's watch. Now if you want to make fun of something than make fun of Barney.
stephanie sanchez - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I think its really intresting
dave - June 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i wish the care bears were alive - so i could KILL them.
HowDare - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I think that thing is terrible! I can't believe anyone would do that! It is so cruel. There are little kids searching for care bear things. And when they see this they are going to burst out crying! HOW DARE YOU?!!!
erin - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thats wrong~care bears are cool and they shouldnt be killed=( if u wanna make fun of a cartoon then do it with seseme street or barney~but not the care bears

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