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Song Parodies -> "Doris Roberts Is Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"And The Cradle Will Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Doris Roberts Is Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Duh!
Oh yeah,Doris
Duh! (Yeah)
Duh! Duh!
Well,they say she's kinda frightnin'
How this crazy generation swings
You know she's more than just some dumb sensation
Well,that lady's into losin' sleep
And she don't come home for half the week
You know it's more like that an aggravation

Doris Roberts is dumb
Yes she's Doris,Doris was dumb
And I hate Doris,duh! Doris

And when some sitcom babe gets down
They try to get her outta town
They say,"You shouldn't just listen,jerk"
Listen,jerk (ooh,lousy jerk)
At an early age she hits the street
Winds up tired with who she meets
She's not unemployed! (Unemployed?) Duh!

Doris Roberts is dumb
Yes she's Doris,Doris was dumb
And I hate Doris,duh! Doris

You hear what Doris says?
Ooh

Duh!

And when some sitcom dork gets down
They try to kick her outta town
They say,"You shouldn't be fired,dork. Get it,dork?"
And so an early age she hits the street
And winds up tired with who she meets
And she's unemployed. Some folks are overjoyed

Doris Roberts is dumb
Yes she's Doris,Doris was dumb
And I hate Doris,duh! Doris

Doris,Doris,Doris
This ain't never been new,babe,dork. Duh!
Doris,wow! I said...
Doris,Doris,oh,oh,oh
Doris,oh,ow,ah,ah,ah
Doris,Doris,Doris

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Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You think Doris is dumb? Maybe you haven't noticed, but it's Raymond and Robert who are the morons on that show!
shandi - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I lOve it! That fat bitch almost hit my boyfriend in a crosswalk, while she was rushing to get to El Pollo Loco on LaBrea Ave! I hate her!!
Shiek Of The Mutilated - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, Michael, Debra is the dumb one. And she's a hypocrite too.
Joe Blow - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Wait, wait, wait a sec. You're mixing up the actors' names with the characters' names. So Michael: if Raymond and Robert are the mortons on that show, then Marie (not Doris) would be the one who isn't dumb. Just to be consistent.

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