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Song Parodies -> "Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Drunk"

Parody Written by:

MattD

The Lyrics

I get up...
But then I fall back down
I've had too much...
And now I'm acting like a clown
And I know...
I'll be puking up all night
I should have known...
Can't take more than two pints

I'm seeing double, I can't walk, I'm singing crap
And I just can't seem to stop...
And now I can't find my watch..
I must be really F@#ked up...

Yeah I'm drunk (DRUNK!)
God knows I'm drunk
I'm so drunk (DRUNK!)
Ever so drunk

Hello, Hey you, oh shut up
I'm talking to myself...
One thing I know...
Is that I really need some help

Can't find my keys, oh baby please
I really need some help to open the door...
And now I'm flat on the floor...
I just can't take any more...

Baby I'm drunk (DRUNK!)
Oh yeah I'm drunk
Totally drunk (DRUNK!)
So Goddam drunk
DRUNK!...

(repeat chorus)

You know that I'm drunk (DRUNK!)
So f#@king drunk
I'm really drunk (DRUNK!)
Substantially drunk..
DRUNK!
DRUNK! etc etc...

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Birgitta - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahhh this is great! The "hey you-shut up-talking to myself" part had me laughing so hard. Hilarious.
Johnny D - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAAA!! This is funny! 5's
Jade - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
That is aweosmly funny :) Lmao You are soo talented it's perfect . Even Eddie Van Halen would be proud

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