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Song Parodies -> "Sphincter's on Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chariots of Fire (Instrumental)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sphincter's on Fire"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

No one can really duplicate the sound of this theme music by sounding it out, but I'm just trying to convey the feeling of eating Mexican authentic and then experiencing taking a fiery dump!!!
Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch
Great Mexican lunch, lunch
It's so wonderful- Wow!!!

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch
They give you so much
It's hot and wonderful- Wow!
So far, I am pleased

But I think I ate too

Much, much, much, much, much
Something's wrong with my butt, butt
Burning in my gut, gut
Stomach's churning- Ow, Ow!
Can't help but feel like I am bloat-ing
Feeling the gas inside fill-ing
Oh Dear Lord, Please Help Gordo Me!!!
A-hole gaping!!!

To the toilet I

Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush
Feeling gurgling slush, slush
Out my anus I might suddenly
Gush, gush,
Torrent of burritos and beans, spices and cheese!!!

Flush, flush, flush, flush, flush, flush
Gotta get rid of this bowel mush
Oh the stink- I can't breathe!!!
It's so hard to believe

The burning, the pain...

Flush, flush, flush, flush, flush, flush
Hurts so
Much, much, much, much, much
Patrons please forgive me!!!

My sphincter's on fire!!!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Jonathan - June 22, 2015 - Report this comment
so THIS is the one you were talking about! first off very creative taking a song that's all music and giving it lyrics especially lyrics that match said music! secondly this is a funny take on it while my parody only discussed how delicious Mexican Food can be yours discussed the supposed consequences of eating it although if I'm honest it never has affected me in such a negative way Pizza Hut did it to me which is why I don't eat there anymore and on a related note I don't eat Papa John's Pizza anymore either thanks to the use of Seyton Manning in their commercials! :P 5's
Rob Arndt - June 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Yep, Jon, owe this one to you! I'm not talking about American Mexican fast food, but authentic Mexican with the meal all melted together on a hot plate with seriously hot Mexican hot sauce and restaurant chips. A place that serves guts, tongue, and cactus. Red booths, red carpeting, Black Spanish dividers and the blessed Madonna on the wall. A place worth praying in because you don't want to get food poisoning, diarrhea, or arrested for picking up the help which look like they came from a Mexican brothal!!!

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