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Song Parodies -> "Yer A Redneck Dude"

Original Song Title:

"With Or Without You"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Yer A Redneck Dude"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics



See the bloodshot in your eyes
See the porn you like to buy
A date for you?

Lost some teeth but still have eight
And you went to jail for paying late
Child support was past due

What's it about you?
Yer a redneck dude

Though yer norm is twenty-four
Too many times when you drink more
Police waiting for you

Cops waiting for you
He's gonna nail you, but good
D.U.I.
You ol' red-neck dude

And you try to get away
And you drive your Chevrolet
And you try
And you drive
But you get caught anyway

Your ass is fried
Yer gonna lose
You drank the fifth
On you: can't depend
And it's all 'bout booze

You don't know another way
And you drive your Chevrolet
And you drive
Just survive
But yer scared you might be gay

What's it about you?
You like to shout too, woo hoo!
I can't live
In the same house, true
No, oh oh oh

Yer no boy scout, you
You ol' redneck dude
You just live
Myths all about you
Yer a redneck dude...

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TJC - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Rightâ„¢ trash, trailer lark fives!
2Eagle - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Your IQ is 25, your grade average is 0.5 but this parody is 555.
unKnownVotress - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, some of those NecksEnRouge can be very enticing ! ! and Cute as heck at the Rodeos !
Old Man Ribber - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
If you resemble any of the descriptions in the previous parody, then you may be redneck. If you write parodies as funny as this one, then you are definitely blackjack21! ;D
blackjack21 - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC: Thanks fer parkin' them Fives here bud.

2Eagle: Thank ya kindly, but my IQ is at least 55, so you was off by...uh, off by....a whole dang bunch!

unKnownVotress: You sound like my kinda gal, darlin' ;-)

OMR: I resemble that remark, but I thank ya fer the kind commentin' from a good ol' boy.
Christie Marie M - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Well executed song there, blackjack! Sorry I was late for the party. I echo all comments above. I'm laughing so hard at your parody. It's 555 beer cans for this one! Still laughing! LOL!!
John Jenkins - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well done, particularly the lost teeth line.
littleHoTweet~ - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I love RedNecks in November ~ I adore them in derFall . . . Why, oh why do I love redNecks ? ? ? beCause they're ~LongHorns~ all . . .
Mark Scotti - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Yer gittin' faavs from may(If I can cipher that high!!)!! LOL
blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie: Looks like the party is still goin' on, thanks fer the beer and the LOL!

John: Thanks John-boy, got in a scrape at the bar last night and only got seven teef now. ;-)

littleHo: You shor know how ta sweet talk a feller!

Mark: Shoot, that's easy, just use one hand. Unless yer like my brother Bubba. He works in a sawmill, see an' kin only count to free. Thanks fer votin'!
RodeoHoTweet - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
You `TEXY Thang ' . . . Oh, I can hardly wait for Spring Rodeo Season 2010 . . . and those BroncRiders !

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