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Song Parodies -> "I’m Still Falling Down on the Kitchen Floor"

Original Song Title:

"I Still Haven't Found What I'm looking For"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Still Falling Down on the Kitchen Floor"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

I have a friend who finished his basement into a rec room, complete with bar and fridge. It’s a great place to hang out and play cards, games or whatever, but one problem: no bathroom. You know when you’re drinking a few beers there may come an urgent need to use the “john.” At his house, you have to go up the stairs, through the living room and the kitchen to get to the “loo.” And the kitchen has a shiny, slippery floor that provides little friction when it meets up with fast moving socks worn by someone who's had a few drinks. You get the idea. ;-)
I’m Still Falling Down on the Kitchen Floor

I have climbed, the basement staircase
And I run for the “john”
Only to slip and fall
And then I hit the wall

Got big dents in the wall
After I fall have to crawl
Pain in my balls
Everyone hears my squalls

‘Cause I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
Yeah, I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor

Tried and missed, tragic slips
Dealt a beating as feet lost their grips
It burned my ire
Urine-ing re-qui-red
You should install “loo” in the basement
Then I won’t fall trying to make it
All the way up that flight
Then land on my tail bone

And I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
Oh, I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor

I perceive that the time will come
When my next mishap will be final one
Then I’ll be done
But dog thinks it’s funn-y

I've broke some bones or I’ve
Pulled and sprained
Hitting the sauce
Makes bladder pain
I must drain
Just have to relieve it

So I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
‘Cause there’s no stinkin’ “john” by the basement door
I don’t think I can take slamming down once more
And I’m still falling down on the kitchen floor
I’ve offered to help my friend put a bathroom in his basement whenever he’s ready. He said he wants to watch me run through the kitchen a few more times before he does that. :-D

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Mark Scotti - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I fell down 555 flights laughing at this one!!!!!
Christine Marie M - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Mark's comment! Very hilarious and painful parody! Very creative with dangerous pratfalls in the lyrics! 5's!
AFW - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Mark, this floored me, too
Fiddlegirl - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
An entertaining twist on the classic "sock hop"... ;)
Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Have you guys never heard of an empty Clorox™ jug? .... or just a bucket in the corner lol. 555 of them to get you halfway through the next party.

@ Fiddlegirl - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Sock it to me!
FG @ TT - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Wham-Bam!..yeah, just go look *that* up in yer Funk & Wagnall's... ;)
blackjack21 - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments everybody, glad I could slip one in that you liked. ;-)
Arte Johnson @ FG - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Verrrrry interesting.... but shtupid! (not) ...
TT @ FG - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ma'am! (Turtocrates cringes, but as the Universe abhors a vacuum, *some* things *must* be finished -- usually, too soon lol)
blackjack21 - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
All I can say is, "You bet your sweet bippy!" ;-)
Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I was going to give you a five, but I dropped it.
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU GUYS

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