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Song Parodies -> "And My Sheets Have No Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Where The Streets Have No Name"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"And My Sheets Have No Stains"

Parody Written by:

Raymond and the Circle

The Lyrics

U2's "Bono" for Snowy Bleach
I don't use "All™"
I don't use "Tide™"
I don't use "Oxydol™"
Or hang my clothes up outside
I use Snowy Bleach™
In the snow and rain
And my sheets have no stains

Oh Oh Oh
It gets out the grime
It gets out the dust
It gets out the food stains
And those embarassing yellow-brown crusts
So use Snowy Bleach™
You'll have so much to gain
When your sheets have no stains

Oh Oh Oh
And my sheets have no stains
And my shirts don't look strange
Snowy Bleach™ gets your colors so bright
Whites whitest white
So just use Snowy™
It's what I do
And it's what you should do too.

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alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
lol....funny concept...
McKludge - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This reminds me. I have a parody contest idea that I'll post on inthe00s soon.
Agrimorfee - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny fake commercial (you might not have realized that you also could included "Gain" in verse 2). 555
ProjectSisyphus - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute and Tide-y parody! Can almost picture them singing it.
LilSnowyCake - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, very cute take on ~Lauddry Blues~ So much time spent on the laundry . . . when will disposable clothing 'kick in'? But then, ~FishNets~ could never be made disposable . . . . Oh, well tommorrow is FishNet Friday !!!
Peregrin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny :)

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