Song Parodies -> Possessed, Rubber Ducky
| Original Song Title: | "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" |
| Original Performer: | U2 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Possessed, Rubber Ducky" |
| Parody Written by: | CrayfishV2 |
My sixth parody written is of one of my favorite songs by U2. It tells of what a possessed rubber duck will do to you. It was inspired by a listing for a possessed rubber duck on eBay (It was there, I swear!). This and my last-written parody are my favorites by me so far.
I can't believe what happened today
I can't close my eyes and make it go away.
How long, how long must I be attacked?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
I think it’s coming for me tonight
Broke my beer-bottle collection right under my feet
Took my body and threw me cross the dead-end street
But I won't heed its evil call
I’ll flip me phone up, and my Priest I will call!
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Oh, oh no.
And the horror’s just begun.
I think my mind is lost, can you confirm it hon’?
The demon’s trying to rip out my heart.
Mothers, children, brothers, sisters
Hope you’re not ripped apart.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
How long, how long must I be attacked?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
I fear I won’t be in one piece, tonight
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
He’ll eat your ears and your eyes
We better hide away.
We better hide away
We better hide away
Oh no he’s eating my bloodshot eyes
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Sadly we are not immune.
The sad fact is this ain’t fiction cause it’s reality
And tonight you and I will surely cry
We run and hide while later we die
The real horror's just begun
It’s trying to claim victory for Satan
Oh…
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky…
I can't close my eyes and make it go away.
How long, how long must I be attacked?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
I think it’s coming for me tonight
Broke my beer-bottle collection right under my feet
Took my body and threw me cross the dead-end street
But I won't heed its evil call
I’ll flip me phone up, and my Priest I will call!
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Oh, oh no.
And the horror’s just begun.
I think my mind is lost, can you confirm it hon’?
The demon’s trying to rip out my heart.
Mothers, children, brothers, sisters
Hope you’re not ripped apart.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
Possessed, rubber ducky.
How long, how long must I be attacked?
How long, how long?
'Cos tonight
I fear I won’t be in one piece, tonight
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
He’ll eat your ears and your eyes
We better hide away.
We better hide away
We better hide away
Oh no he’s eating my bloodshot eyes
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky
Sadly we are not immune.
The sad fact is this ain’t fiction cause it’s reality
And tonight you and I will surely cry
We run and hide while later we die
The real horror's just begun
It’s trying to claim victory for Satan
Oh…
Possessed, rubber ducky
Possessed, rubber ducky…
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Get an M-60 machine gun & pump its guts full of lead. That'll stop it for sure.
Sorry, but this wasn't funny at all, and it didn't scan properly. Proper pacing is essential to parodies and rthis one lacked it.
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