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Song Parodies -> "All I Want Is Food"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want Is You"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want Is Food"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

After a bittersweet reception from my last political song, I decided to go back to U2 parodies.... This one's funny for a change....
You say you want
Diets eating jelly rolls
You say you want
Your worries of fat gain consoled
But all the promises we make
From the table to your waist
Cause all you want is food

You say
You'll give me
A rice cake with nothing on it
No pleasure just to look upon it
So I'm snacking through the night

You say
You'll give me
Pies in the morn for breakfast
Some liver with a side of lettuce
A snack bar and some catfish
But all the promises we make
From the table to your waist
Cause all I want is food

You say you want
The drugs to make you light
To snack all day and the night
You say you want
Diets eating jelly rolls
Your worries of fat gain consoled
Your bread not to grow mold
All the promises we break
From the table to your waist
Cause all we want is food

FOOOOOOOOOD

(4x)
All I want is FOOOOOD

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

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Serafina - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I voted 4-3-3 on this earlier; seems like it didn't go through. Well, I'm gonna try to vote on it again when I get to work tomorrow.
Regos the Sane - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Normally I don't find fat parodies very funny, but this is good.
... - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
It was good.
mike - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
you were good thanks you too

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