I Wanna Be A Square,
'Cause squares get the cool chicks,
They grab all their sympathy,
And sympathy is the key, I know

They feel sorry for, the nerd by the door,
Who's kickin' the floor, like me
Too scared of romance,
To catch a girl's glance,
Just too shy, he won't try,
But that's why...

I Wanna Be A Square,
Altho' it sounds crazy,
I'll take what the dice have tossed
'Cause just when they think I'm lost...I'm found

And that Clicky guy who thinks
He has the perfect plan,
A little later on will be an "Also Ran'
When his dream girl picks this square,
To hold, and hang a......round