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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be A Square"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Around"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be A Square"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I Wanna Be A Square,
'Cause squares get the cool chicks,
They grab all their sympathy,
And sympathy is the key, I know

They feel sorry for, the nerd by the door,
Who's kickin' the floor, like me
Too scared of romance,
To catch a girl's glance,
Just too shy, he won't try,
But that's why...

I Wanna Be A Square,
Altho' it sounds crazy,
I'll take what the dice have tossed
'Cause just when they think I'm lost...I'm found

And that Clicky guy who thinks
He has the perfect plan,
A little later on will be an "Also Ran'
When his dream girl picks this square,
To hold, and hang a......round

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Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again, as Huey Lewis And The News sang back in the 80's, "It's Hip To Be Square" !
Stuart McArthur - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I wanna be a square almost sounds like something from Tony Bennett's era, although of course Tony would NEVER say that - nice one AFW - 555

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