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Song Parodies -> "Dickie!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Darrell Wilhelm

The Lyrics

This song is about Vice President Dick Cheney, who along with Bush, Ashcroft, Condi and Rumsfeld, has gotten America's knickers in a knot much more so than the Nixon or Johnson administrations.
Oh, Dickie, you're so vile
You're so vile you blow my stack
Hey Dickie!
Hey Dickie!
(Repeat 4 times)

You've been in poitics way too long
You think you've got the right to spy, but I think you've got it wrong
You're making me want to move to Germany
Uncle Sam's going to take you out, Dickie


Oh, Dickie, what a pity, you don't understand
You slash taxes for the rich and jack them for everyone else
Oh, Dickie, you're so crazy, you don't understand
It's because of Rummy, Johnny, Condi, W and you, Dickie
Oh what you do, Dickie, don't you do it, Dickie
Don't screw with me, Dickie!

Hey Dickie!
Now when you grab America by the wallet, everyone will know

With every talk about the war, I protest a little more
There's something you can use, it's called federal prison, Dickie!

So come on and give it up every way you can
Any way you want to do it, I'll take it like like a man
But please don't start a nuclear war, Dickie!


Oh, Dickie, you're so vile
You're so vile you make me blow my stack
(repeat 3 times)

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Andria - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Darrell, I agree with it all!
Darrell Wilhelm - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Andria, why don't you go to hell and stay there. You run my life and enjoy doing so.

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