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Song Parodies -> "Ashley"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:

"Ashley"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Happy Birthday Ashley!
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley
Hey Ashley
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley
Hey Ashley
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley
Hey Ashley
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley

Hey Ashley

I met you back in June, you checked out all my songs
You created a thread, and it's still going strong
Who thought that it would grow - 400 pages long - Ashley

When Arwen posts a picture you say "That's my mom, you know"
We love to hear your tangents when the day is going slow
When someone says be good, you always tell them "No" - Ashley!

Oh Ashley, that's a pity, sorry bout your car
If it weren't for Steve, then you wouldn't get too far
Oh Ashley, never seen a, wilder child unfurl
It's gals like you Ashley
You like to play Ashley, Hey Ashley
Happy Birthday Ashley

Oh Ashley!

The Princess of the thread, you give more than you take
When we get bored at work, you give us quite a break
You always make us laugh, and sometimes silent shake - Ashley

You put on your magenta when you're looking to impress
And though us guys are taken there are some who must confess
We dream about you in your outfit for the ESS - Ashley

Oh Ashley, that's a pity, sorry bout your car
If it weren't for Steve, then you wouldn't get too far
Oh Ashley, hope your sweet potatoes don't get charred
It's gals like you Ashley
You like to play Ashley, Hey Ashley
Happy Birthday Ashley

Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley
Hey Ashley
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley
Hey Ashley
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley
Hey Ashley
Oh Ashley you're so fine - hope to see you soon on line
Hey Ashley

Hey Ashley

Oh Ashley, that's a pity, sorry bout your car
If it weren't for Steve, then you wouldn't get too far
Oh Ashley, hope your sweet potatoes don't get charred
It's gals like you Ashley
You like to play Ashley, Hey Ashley
Happy Birthday Ashley

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 21

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Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
HB AKA, and great parody, JR!
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
TOTALLY L-ing OL, Jeff! Great job!
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I too, am TOTALLY LingOL! This is truly Reubenesque. It's freakin' brilliant!!! Thank you Jeff!!!
Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
One mistake in there...which I'm sure Stu will notice, since a line from one of his songs is in here =) "Oh Ashley, never seen a, wilder child unfurl" should be "Oh Ashley, hope your sweet potatoes don't get charred". And Stu, thank you for the (inadvertant) help with the pacing from your A. Jolie parody!
karen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
my favourite line was "You always make us laugh, and sometimes silent shake - Ashley"
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to agree with karen!
Leo Jay - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, truly Reubenesque indeed -- I'd expect nothing less. I love all the various TOTTM references, and I particularly love the "You love to play Ashley, hey Ashley, Happy Birthday Ashley" line. Perfection.
Kristof Robertson - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(Amirighters) "Hey Kristof, where's your birthday parody for Ash?" (Kristof, staring forlornly at his feet) "Um...I didn't write one" (Amirighters) "Oh.........." *Amirighters start to inch away from hapless Kristof; a tumbleweed blows past him, and it starts to rain...on him and him only* ;-). Well, Jeff, this was of course magnifico, and I think I have now written enough in the comments sections to qualify as a birthday pressie for the adorable Ash...happy B'day, sweetie!! 555
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, you poor dear! I full on count all of your comments as a parody. So thank you very very much!
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL on your comment, Kristof!!
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL also Kristof! and yes, Jeff, I did have a double take at "wilder child unfurl" but instantly felt honoured, and for inspiring you - great job on a tricky OS yes? - and I forgot about the sweet potatoes - LOL! - 555
Serafina - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Since there were no new entries for today, I thought I'd check out some that have been around a few days. I can't believe I missed this one; it was great! Gotta give it a 5-5-5. ;)
Jeff Reuben - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Serafina!
ashly - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
my name is ashly and my dad's name is steve hahah so that's kinda funny hahaha

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