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Song Parodies -> "Chachi"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toni Basil

Parody Song Title:

"Chachi"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Oh Chachi, we are pals
We are pals who go to Al's
Hey Chachi, hey Chachi

Oh Chachi, we date gals
We date gals on Adderalls
Hey Chachi, hey Chachi

Oh Chachi, we are pals
We are kind to animals
Hey Chachi

Hey Chachi
You hang out with the Fonz, just tryin' to be cool
But he hangs out in johns, so you're better off in school
You're like a plate of prawns, so don't turn into gruel, Chachi

'Cause when you're fixin' wheels, or fixin' up your hair
You think that grease appeals, baby, please, grease it there
Everything you feel, greasy everywhere Chachi

Oh Chachi, me no touchee
Joanie on the bum
You may have heard it honk
But you didn't hear it hum

Oh Chachi, me no muchee
Wanna see her come

No ties undo, Chachi
You make her moo, Chachi
Ooh, Chachi
That butt's for you, Chachi

Hey Chachi
Now when your chick is on the booze, she's late for every show
Her contract she will lose and then you'll both be let go
So keep her off the news, and don't do blow, Chachi

So hold on and maybe even if she gets a ban
Garry Marshall spins you off, like "Chachi and the Man"
So grease, baby grease, while Fonzie's in the can, Chachi

Oh Chachi, I am not the
One who is to blame
For Joanie finding out
That your pony isn't tame

Oh Chachi, better watch the
Moths around your flame

You're wise to woo, Chachi
A less coo-coo, Chachi
Shrew, Chachi
Her noodle's goo, Chachi

Oh Chachi, we are pals
We are pals who go to Al's
Hey Chachi, hey Chachi

Oh Chachi, we date gals
We date gals on Adderalls
Hey Chachi, hey Chachi

Oh Chachi, we are pals
We are kind to animals
Hey Chachi, hey Chachi

Oh Chachi, we date gals
We date gals with birth canals
Hey Chachi

Oh Chachi, I am not the
One who is to blame
For Joanie finding out
That your pony isn't tame

Oh Chachi, better watch the
Moths around your flame

You're wise to woo, Chachi
A less coo-coo, Chachi
Shrew, Chachi
Her noodle's goo, Chachi

Oh Chachi, you and Potsie
Never were the same
The day you parked his car
And it rolled beneath a train

Oh Chachi, better watch the
Wrath of Potsie's blame

He lies for you, Chachi
He wants to do, Chachi
You, Chachi
Your waterloo, Chachi

Oh Chachi, my kolache's
Wrapped in cellophane
Uneaten is its bun
As unbeaten is your fame

Oh Chachi, I am such a
Sucker for your game

No flies on you, Chachi
I don't eschew Chachi
You, Chachi
No toodle-oo, Chachi

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Jonathan - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
"Happy Days" are here again! 5s
Callmelennie - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
I may be going out on a limb here, but this may be in the Top 20 Toni Basil parodies of all time. It's THAT GOOD, Porfle!
CML - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
(Whispering) See, the joke here is that there are only 21 Toni Basil parodies that have ever been done, cause, you know, she just didn't have the same impact on pop music as the Beatles did ... But let's not tell Porfle that (LOLz)
Rob Arndt - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Never liked the character, but love the parody! 555!
Porfle Popnecker - March 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! I totally got the Toni Basil joke after I read the explanation!
Callmelennie - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Damn! And here I thought I was going to keep you in the dark by whispering. Nothing gets by you, Porfle!
Porfle Popnecker - March 28, 2017 - Report this comment
I have dog hearing!

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